Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


I kept thinking you wanted a Philips head screw, but instead I’d like to preemptively congratulate Philip on your date tonight.

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  1. Kamella says:

    First! Charlie! Respond to this comment!

  2. Melanie Trujillo says:

    Are these girls real? I will believe you if you say yes.

  3. Avila says:

    I want to see a picture of these girls!

    • Jerry says:

      many do. but Charlie likes to protect their privacy while not caring about their dignity

      • Lola says:

        Though you can see one of them (a blondie) in a video posted two years ago. A story about a pillow, if I understood well.

  4. angel says:

    Hahaha. Congratulations Philip, you will be a happy man tonight.

  5. Ang says:

    I love your blog. Although it’s a bit scary to know they are real. lol

  6. Beth says:

    I feel sad about how many of their sex conversations you have to listen to. =/

  7. mattie says:

    charlie, you should make a book of all these one day.

  8. Marley says:

    Hello. First of all just found this blog, it is awesome! (or is a twog… not sure) I am sorry there is not much sound protection. I will definatly keep reading these (and as an avid reader, I agree. When you (or they) move compile all of your letters and publish them!

  9. Dillonbeard says:

    I heard there’s a tv show in the works, so I’m curious, how much of these stories are fabricated?
    I’m a big fan, this was one of the few good websites that weren’t blocked at my school last year.

  10. Makoto says:

    Oh, if you really made a book, I’d love to think what the “illustration” would be…
    But me and my cartoonist mind took a while to get this joke…

  11. Sean ಠ_ರೃ says:

    Damn, they get around pretty quick. Soon everyone in town is going to be infected with GAC stupidity

  12. The9th says:

    If you make a book,i want a copy the day it comes out :) I’ve been reading forever and knowing some of the older posts, you have to include every one! Oh my god it would be great!!! I miss Alicia’s poems though….

  13. Cookies.vsCupcakes says:

    Poor Charlie. With all the sex they have/talk about, and your mind doesn’t go straight to sex, is amazing.

  14. Jillian says:

    Go Philip!

    Seriously, go! Run away! As fast as you can!

  15. Rosi says:

    Anyone else miss/remember Alicia and GAMdefender? If you were to somehow contact them Charlie maybe you could put a few of their poems or defenses in the margins?

    • Misty says:

      I remember them! Whatever happened to them?? Did they just stop coming to the site? That’s too bad. I miss them.

  16. DDD says:

    yeah, Alicia’s poems were great, and it was always fun to hear from the GAMdefender, just to see what he/she would say.

    • Charlie McDowell says:

      I guess some people just move on…

      • SnoBoarder says:

        Don’t worry Charlie, not everybody moves on. Some of us just comment very rarely. I have been reading since day one and still love every post you make.

  17. Mackenzie says:

    I love you’re posts and have been reading for awhile. Some girls, there just aren’t words lol. Their page is lame, go figure :D

  18. kimchee says:

    I love you people! So funny! (A… Philip’s head screw? O-O)

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