Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“Eww, Cathy. Was that a regular fart or did you just Queefer Sutherland?” You have 24 hours to never say that again.

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  1. U.N.Owen says:

    Why 24 hours? Give them 6 month ultimatum. Oh, wait. Nevermind.

  2. U.N.Owen says:

    Also, first post. WIN.

  3. Alex says:

    Queefer Sutherland? There are so many things wrong with that statement…

    Also, does anyone know whats been up with the comments here recently?

  4. Just Did A Face Palm says:

    No.. just no.. I feel like if that is EVER said again..

  5. pottergirl94 says:

    weird sounds like the conversation we were having in pre-cal/trig the other day.

  6. GoKendra! says:

    I’m not sure I want to know what a Queefer Sutherland is…..

  7. Alex says:


  8. Johanna says:

    this is possibly one of the worst things they have said…

  9. Makoto 誠 says:

    What? I’ll look it u– OH dear…oh…I’m going to pretend I never learned…that.

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  11. Well says:

    I thought it was kind of clever.



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