“Can’t I like flash my boobs or something to get out of jury duty?” Not unless you wanna end up on the stand.
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I wonder why that was her first thought…
Also, she would not be a good juror. I would not want her to be on my jury….
i don’t think she has to worry… no lawyer is going to select either of them
Think again,intelligent people who are capable of independent thought are not the kind chosen for a jury. Lawyers want someone who is easily influenced.
Lawyers don’t look for someone easily influenced (because the opposing attorney can influence them too) so much as for people predisposed to agree with their theory of the case. Lawyers get a list of the pool of potential jurors and research everyone’s income, occupation, marital status, education, what type of college, what (if any) religion, if they have an American flag outside their house, etc. These girls would be great if the lawyers were representing a celebrity or some other spoiled brat.
I’d do it if I had too!
Wow. She is very logical with her thoughts.
*snickers* Yeah hun, flashing your boobs isn’t gonna help you.
Post number 6. That’s pretty good for me. *sighs* But I’ll get the numbet 1 spot someday.
I think she is confusing this with getting pulled over….poor thing
Someone should encourage her to do it… Charlie?
Flashing isn’t a way out,
It’s just as good as a pout:
You’ll still have to serve,
Give the sentence deserved,
A lot have been down the same route.
oooh and I didn’t get to welcome you back in the previous post so…
WELCOME BACK ALICIA! It’s really been awhile :)
Thanks Angel :) And yes, I’m alive!
ALICIA! We missed you!!
And as amazing at poetry as ever(:
I missed you all, too! And thanks!
Welcome back! havent seen you in a while! i didnt get a chance to comment on yours last time……..
There’s no time like the present!
Yeah!! I think we all missed you :)
and now there is no Alicia on the new post….
She probably will get picked if either attorney is a man…..they like to look at pretty jurors sometimes…..but let’s hope not!
Or a woman. If they swing that way.
Haha, what a great birthday post. Thanks, Charlie!
Happy Birthday! :)
I love her.
i just saw your dad in Easy A…i think i like Charlie McDowell more though ;)
i wonder what they’ll say about the royal wedding tomorrow
i doubt they’re even aware of it. and if they are, i’ll bet they’ll either be passed out or boozing it up when it happens. cause it starts at 2 am their time.
I bet they know about the wedding. It’s famous people getting married, right up their alley.
Yes, BUT, it’s famous BRITISH people getting married. And not in LA. So, again, I’d be pretty surprised if they were aware.
It’s been mentioned on E! a million times, they know about it.
Oh heavens… What goes through these girls minds? Wait…Probably not much.
Oh sweetie, really?
I don’t get it, why is that something that even crossed their mind? *mind-boggled*
and the poor jury team who has to work with the GAM. There really should be a law against people like the GAMs serving jury time. Haha.
That’s the most creative way I’ve ever heard to try to get out of it.
Someone told me to be racist. Thankfully they were black and appreciated the humor. (I’m white)
She’d most likely get tried for ‘indecent exposure’.
…or the pole.
that only works for speeding tickets.
My younger brother says the best way to get out of jury duty is to walk in with your arm raised like a Nazi and shout “Heil Hitler” before sitting and demand to know if any one in the room is Jewish.
No, he isn’t anti-semantic he was just joking so dont bother getting your panties in a wad
yes, but is he antisemitic?
sorry, couldn’t resist.
THAT is the most creative way i have EVER heard….
Great poem Alicia! I haven’t been on here for a while but it’s nice to see things haven’t changed.
And how in the world did the GAM get into the jury duty,Charlie? More importantly,who is the criminal & what is he/she accused of?
Are the girls watching the royal wedding tonight charlie?
you can beg your way out of jury duty because you have Oprah tickets.
This site makes stupid people almost…acceptable xD
She would be gravy for the attorney with the weakest case. The other will probably reject her though.
I don’t get why people are so reluctant to sit jury duty. It’s simple civic responsibility.
They should just pull a Liz Lemon!
……please don’t tell me I’m the only one who watches 30 Rock! :(
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