Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“Is there some Australian guy yelling at us to ‘put a cork in it’?” Excuse me, that was my Russian accent, thank you very much.

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  1. Sarah says:

    If you’re Russian or learning Russian and you can’t roll your R’s, you’ll get laughed at. Byt the Russians.
    Just a warning if you’re going to Russia anytime soon :)

    • Cho Chang says:

      Well there goes my dreams of learning Russian…

    • HHS says:

      Not neccessarily. Not all russians can roll their R’s. It’s not a neccessity. It’s really no big deal if you can’t roll your R’s.

  2. Jessica says:

    I doubt they could tell the difference between an Australian and a Russian accent.

  3. Jfarris124 says:

    it might have helped if you auto-tuned it first. Perhaps they would think the radio was talking to them

  4. Charlie McDowell says:

    I’ve had to master multiple dialects so they never suspect me. My Norwegian woman is a real bitch.

  5. Gina says:

    haha what were they saying this time that you told them to put a cork in it??

  6. Lock says:

    You shushed them!? Sacrilege! You’re stifling words of gold, Charlie!

  7. angel says:

    Hahaha. Maybe you just need more practice Charlie!

  8. Jacky Faber: Midshipman, Fine Lady, and Lily of the West says:

    Lol. This was just one of those posts where one just bursts out laughing making others look at them funny. >.< Not all of that actually happened to me but hey, it does almost every other day. And…I agree with Lock. :D

  9. LovelyLauren says:

    Charlie, why would you go shushing them?

    And on a side note, me and my friends started a twitter account together for all of the interesting things that get said at our lunch table, could you take a look at it? If you don’t its alright but here it is anyway!/lunchtimelaughs . Things I generally say are put under “L2”

  10. GinnyPotter says:

    Everybody’s Russian!! p.s. my hand is a dolphin

  11. Alex says:

    How can anyone mistake Russian and Australian! They’re completely different!

    • PokeTree says:

      Either it’s another example of their abnormal stupidity or the author is terrible at accents :) I’m going with the stupidity.

      • HHS says:

        you mean charlie…

      • pb says:

        i’m australian, and i have to say the australian accent is very hard to imitate well. most of us cringe when we hear someone trying to do it. although charlie may be one of the few who can get it right.

  12. Charlotte says:

    watch out, what if the police find this website?<3

    • David says:

      They would laugh as hard as the rest of us, and I don’t think Charlie has done anything illegal.

      • Charlotte says:

        i mean that i bet they could clasify this as like…invasion of privacy or something.

  13. Gretchen says:

    Might be a good idea to keep mp3 files with accents from your foreign followers. That should last a while!

  14. Alicia says:

    Russian and Australian definitely don’t sound the same,
    Only the girls above him would make an assumption this lame.
    According to Charlie, his Norwegian women’s a bitch,
    I’d love to see the girls’ reaction to that particular sitch.

    (Yes, I used the word “sitch” from Kim Possible…don’t judge.)

  15. Beth says:

    Charlie, I pretty much love you =D

  16. Jillian says:

    Haha. I like it. What other personalities/voices do you have?

  17. Elizabeth says:

    …So I’m not the only one that goes around my house doing [practicing] a Russian accent?
    Sweet. XD

  18. Sammie =] says:

    Oh geez =D

  19. Trippetta says:

    Charlie is finally messing with girls like all the commenting peoples want him to. Awesomesauce.

  20. GAM Defender says:

    The real question of this is are the girls just not hearing you correctly or are you just truly that bad? I’m going with the latter, no offense.

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