Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Apr

22

“Hey POTUS, whoever the hell you are, your road block made me late for my eyebrow waxing!” Some people think they’re so important.

Apr

21

You’re starting to rub off on me, last night I peed sitting down. I wiped my butt just to make myself feel better.

Apr

20

“Yes, a kilogram is a type of drug. Why, do you know where to score some?” Make sure it’s weighed properly!

Apr

19

I “bumped” into your housekeeper in the laundry room and through very little English, negotiated a “informacion alliance pact.”

Apr

18

“You know the worst part about not having a job?” Not making your own income? “Being the only one getting drunk during the week.”

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