Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“She’s waiting on the results of her biopic. It better not be life threatening.” Although her life story might make a nice biopsy.

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  1. Gina says:

    who knew that films could threaten lives…?

  2. Marie-Eve says:

    Haha, awesome.

  3. Holly says:

    I actually think this is adorable.

  4. Mephistopheles says:

    Oh my god,

    Final evidence of Creationism, if evolution worked they wouldn’t exist.

    Thank god rednecks were right.

    • Tobia says:

      actually, it proves creationism is wrong. Nothing that is all good and powerful with “intelegent design” would create such girls so dumb as these… probably that we make sure everyone survives, society is no longer everyone for theirself… or maybe god is just trying to mess with us…

      any way, humans are s.o.l.

    • AmyD says:

      so only rednecks believe in creation? weird, and me being all edumacated an all!

    • Catherine says:

      nawh, evolution doesn’t really have anything to do with intelligence. people aren’t born knowing the difference between a biopic and a biopsy, it’s something you learn as you grow up. so, creationism isn’t proved correct by this. also tobia, who also commented on your comment, has a good point.

  5. Jillian says:

    This is just hilarious. Nothing more to say.. But hey! How’s it going, Charlie? Finding yourself feeling dumber, lately?

  6. Shleelee says:

    Okay, well, this one is a little more understandable. They have the mentality of small children, and when I was a little kid I didn’t know what a biopic was either. And I can’t tell you for certain if I knew what a biopsy was before I started watching House. So… Not as bad as it could be.

    • Charlotte says:

      e sa thing is we as american’s let them DRIVE, DRINK, SMOKE, and GO OUT IN PUBLIC. honestly, did they even ever go to PRESCHOOL?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  7. GinnyPotter says:

    we should get them a textbook… or 12

  8. LovelyLauren says:

    You never know, she could be a spy or undercover and the release of information on her life could be life threatening to others…


    Just needed to say this: First

  10. Paige says:

    Charlie, you should create a book of all their quotes, make the author anonymous, and send them a copy. And then record their reaction.

  11. Alex says:

    Wow, I’ll have to be careful about what I warch on TV now. :P

  12. Louisa says:

    Technically the conclusion to ‘her’ biopic could show her her conclusion…but I doubt the girls are that aware of the nature of metafiction

  13. alexaluvs says:

    the four year old I babysit is smarter than they are, and he thinks he doesn’t sleep he just closes his eyes for a few seconds and it automatically turns from night time to morning

    • AmyD says:

      that’s funny because my kids think if they close their eyes they are sleeping! They’ll be in bed for a minute and call out that they had a nightmare…when I say they haven’t been in bed long enough to have fallen asleep yet they tell me yes they were asleep because their eyes were closed!

  14. weh says:

    Not gonna lie…I had to google what a “biopic” is because I have never heard that word in my life. I do, however, know very much what a biopsy is.

    Bio major for life.

  15. Haley says:

    Does anyone else just scroll through the comments to find Charlie’s little light blue snowflake? I just realized that I do that.

  16. angel says:

    Hahaha. This was a cute one. Come on, maybe they genuinely mixed the words up?

    Ok, no. What am i thinking?

  17. TJ says:

    I think they know what they’re talking about. That Bieber movie went totally The Ring on my ass.

  18. iconia-6120 says:

    “Not at all. If you want to use dual graphics cards, anything else will be in the way.”…

    “Asus is not new at all. and they are legit. they make good stuff. my motherboard is made by them. Heres the skinny you are looking for: Asus makes good, high quality stuff. just look at the specs”…

    • angel says:

      Meh, asus stuff are cheap but all my friend does is complain about how terrible his asus laptop is.

      (why the hell am i replying to spam?!)

  19. Megan says:

    Wow.. that’s just…wow. (:

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    “No. I do not ask a lot of questions. I’m tired of stupid answers in general and that berry spammer is one of the worst. The report abuse button gets a regular work out.”…



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