Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“I so would’ve given him carriage-head during that long ride to Buckingham Palace.” And that’s why you’ll never be a princess.
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HAHAHAH!!
First post!
*does a happy dance*
And anyway, how does she know that the Princess -didn’t-?
^*like*^
…probably wouldn’t have gone over well anyhow.
That WOULD what comes to their mind when they think of a wedding…just another guy to blow…
no no no no…. not just another guy, this is royal head they’d be giving.
Ah true, because royal head is so much more refined and tasteful…
It involves a linen napkin and a there is a beloved old retainer who facilitates.
@Robert: I can only imagine that’s what the girls upstairs think, don’t you?
@Cygnus: A linen napkin may not be needed if theyre clean enough…
@Holly: I don’t really want to imagine what goes through their heads…lol
oh the odd images that flashed through my head while reading these…
I would bet that what goes on inside their heads is similar to tmz…. possibly less words.
I don’t watch TMZ, so I can only assume it involves “news” about crappy shows such as Jersey Shore? Which I would imagine is the GAM’s favorite show.
sigh… didnt get to be the first one to post.
These are some classy girls that you have around you, Charlie.
See-through carriage… What a beautiful wedding, though! My friend and I were up at 4am with coffee and waffles to watch. And once it was over, I wondered what the GAM would say. :)
Exactly: see-through carriage. It’d be a show for the crowds they wouldn’t forget I suppose…
I’d give Harry head ;)
For sure
Mmmmmhmmmm
I wonder how Her Majesty would feel about half Asian great grand kids…whose mum is 8 years younger than Harry…I’m sure it would go over well.
tehehe:)
………..does it ever get to be too much? Honestly I would have told them off by now.
Well technically Kate isn’t a princess either, she’s a duchess.
No, she is a princess. As is Camilla, Wills step-mom. She just hasn’t officially taken the title. The queen traditionally bestows a title on the royals getting married if they’re willing. So she gave them a dukedom. So Kate is officially known as Her Royal Highness, the Duchess of Cambridge.
She isn’t a princess, because in the British monarchy you have to have been born a princess.
My sister thinks I’m an addict to reading this site….she’s just a non-believer. But carrying on, the wedding was all everyone was talking about in school today. All the social studies classes watched it except for my history class, we watched about Gandhi.
Pretty sure we go to the same school and have the same history teacher, do you have Mr. Bergman by any chance?
Sorry hun, unless Mr Bergman is codeword for Rosamilia, then its just a cool coincidence.
That’s what the wedding was missing, carriage head.
Ya because no one would be able to see THAT in an open carriage..
That would have been the final touches on such a tasteful and refined affair, oral sex in a public televised event.
The Queen would be so proud.
Of course. The whole Royal Wedding and all they can think about is sex.
What the hell would you be thinkin’ of mate?
Oh my. I can’t believe thats what they took from the whole wedding! It’s slightly disturbing.
I did not want to imagine Will and Kate doing such things!
I know they are human… but still. No one ever talks about Cinderella having sex, why couldn’t GAM leave it be with the royals, whhhhhhy
I think these girls should become a part of a human centipede… Nevermind, I would NEVER wish something that horrible onto someone. Not even Hitler.
I’d wish it on Hitler. ^^
Hope he’s at the end of the line!
To LovelyLauren, I’m pretty sure we go to the same school now, and have the same social studies teacher…I watched about Gandhi too….Mr. Bergman????
Just so you know the same exact thing happened in my class today. Everyone watched the wedding, we watches Ghandi
today was my school’s last day of break so i got to watch the wedding specials ALL DAY!!
And then read this :) my break is now complete :)
It would still be called road head…
The DGAM’s on etiquette in royal society.
I can’t really judge the girls on this one… My male friends were debating which Middleton sister they wanted to screw first. Apparently its 3-2 to Pippa.
Well, the Middleton sisters ARE hot.
and yes, i’m a straight girl.
Pippa’s ass looked great in that dress…
http://www.sponkit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/pippa-middleton.jpg
So hawt.
xD hahahahahaha wow. They really do scare me sometimes…
You have to be making some of these up. I want to believe they are all true but for the sake of humanity I hope you’re faking at least half of these.
I do believe that would be class
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Umm, wow…picture…not carriage head, but balcony head? Eh, it’s a suggestive photo, nothing actually dirty, and ridiculously relevant.
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/royal-fail.jpg
For this angle to actually work, Prince Willy would really have to be living up to his name!
classy.
PFFFF!! Bahaha that’s awesome!
Does anyone want to explain “carriage head” to a young, innocent teen? -embarrassed grin- I feel almost as dumb as the girls.
Nah, I think it’d be best to keep you innocent. Nothing gold can stay but lets try and keep it going for now.
I DO!
it basically translates to her giving him a blow job whilt in the carriage.
(blow job=sucking his penis)
i love corrupting the young ones….
I love you.
that poor child………..
well thought explanation ally!
:)
Well, I figured she needed to know before someone (like a boyfriend) asks her to “give head”
Why be a princess when you can be a goddess?
That’s Goddess dear and I agree completely!
Wouldn’t it be “Goddess” only if it referred to a specific goddess?
the capital is to emphasis how much more AMAZING it is to be a Goddess than a princess. Not a grammar nazi thing…
ask around or let your fingers surf there -is- a pic taken of kate and will. That looks like that. Fluke snapshot mind.
Also from what i gather kate cant be a princess because she is common.
I thought that standard was defunct now…
i think that is poop.
i mean,
EVERYONES blood is blue!:)
tehehe no worries not as dumb as the girls:)
i dont think even the girls would know that….
She is a princess, but only by marriage. She will be queen too, when and if William takes the throne but she will be called Queen Consort. If William was to die she wouldn’t take power, it would pass to Prince Harry or her future children, and then she would be called Queen Mother.
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That’s what I thought would happen! Yay for being an American that roughly knows how monarchy works in the United Kingdom.
I miss charlie! Where has he gone? He’s not allowed to have a life, so he can entertain us.
He’s been incredibly consistent though. Four days in a row, I think.
At least they’re aware of current news…
I don’t know if royally news counts…
I just thought I should announce it…Osama bin Laden is apparently dead.
I really want to know what they say about bin laden’s death…actually, I’m kind of scared to think about it
Something something shave the dumb beard something something bringing liquid foundation/concealer on the plane…
I was thinking something along the lines of “WAIT!?!?!? OBAMA’S DEAD? I THOUGHT HE JUST GAVE THAT SPEECH THINGY!”
You guys make my day. I don’t know who says the more disturbing things – the girls or you guys
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The girl’s would’ve given carriage head,
Well excuse her for wanting to wait until bed.
Unlike the girls above him, this woman has class,
She married a prince Cathy and Claire, so you can kiss her ass.
Bahaha! At least she is being honest! Gotta love that!
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