Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“If we wanna leave her party, say the words, I’M SUPER DRUNK.” This might get confusing as you’re actually getting “super drunk.”

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  1. Maxx says:

    Im finally first! My life is worth living again!
    And they would try that wouldn’t they?

  2. Paige says:

    You should let them know that ‘I want a hippo’ is a much better code phrase.

  3. Anna says:

    Sometimes I wonder if they’ve ever stumbled across this site and just haven’t realized that it’s about them.

    P.S. I’ve been reading this forever and I’ve always been too afraid–nervous–insecure to actually leave you a comment. Ah!

  4. Grace says:

    Wow, can you say worst codephrase ever? Lol. Won’t it be fun to listen to their hangover? ;) They’re such a joy. -Random Thought- There really should be a puncutuation mark for sarcasm.

  5. Joy says:

    Haha, you know, even though they’re essentially ditzes, and they’re probably really annoying to live under… you still have to have a little bit of compassion to feel for them. They’re like the beloved real-life sitcom characters of 2010.

  6. Colin says:

    If you want to leave the movie, say the words “I am really enjoying this movie!”

  7. Nicole says:

    We use much better codephrases. For example, if we need to get out of an awkward situation we tell our friends “The beacons of Minas Tirith are lit!” And make a triangle with our hands.

  8. Rach says:

    I have a feeling the other one will be too drunk to remember that it was the codeword. This could be an epic fail loop!

  9. Holly-Sarena says:

    Haha… This will change everyones lives… Its sad that I read this everyday and then proceed to comment, saying random things about Sophie…

  10. Melissa says:

    I find the phrase “I can’t feel my legs” gets me out of just about anything ie drunken parties, sitting in long meetings, painful shopping trips…wheel barrel races.

  11. Connie says:

    WOWW, terrible phrasing!(x I’m actually, KIND OF, jealous you get to live under them and not me! :O



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