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Jun

30

“Claire, you lost your virginity to a Jewel song!?” Don’t feel bad, my special moment was to the first 31 seconds of Big Pimpin’.

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  1. maggie says:

    woooow… i think i lost mine to a megadeath song… (._.) …

  2. Jamie says:

    This site made my freaking day! LOL

  3. hmm says:

    i wonder what their combined IQ is… actually, i don’t think i want to know.

  4. HelloLovely says:

    Best.Post.EVER

  5. Arielle says:

    5th comment! It’s still cool to me.

  6. Claire says:

    I felt they would be more of Madonna people. I dunno why.

  7. chai-wala says:

    HAHAHA nicee

  8. daniel says:

    it only took you 31 seconds?

  9. Shark Merry says:

    i think what daniel meant to say was, “it took you that long?”

  10. Charlie McDowell says:

    I tried to do it to Enya, but she wanted no part in that. I’m pretty sure I would’ve lasted longer to an Enya song. At least that’s what I tell myself everyday.

  11. cate says:

    at least it wasnt the bad touch.

  12. Jess says:

    I wonder if the Jewel yodel helps or hinders?

  13. Miss mishi says:

    “who will saaaaaave your soul” xD

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  15. Lydia and Kitt says:

    That is so choice.

  16. Anna says:

    oh. my comment number two… I’m getting really bold now, see?

    You should start playing Jewel really loudly in your apartment. I bet the subconscious association would leave her wanting to get with you.

    It’s foolproof.

  17. Emily says:

    I lost mine to “A Night at the Museum”

  18. Reid says:

    I lost mine to “Gladiator”

  19. Becca says:

    While watching Family Guy. Giggity Giggity.

  20. Amber says:

    Lol I lost mine while watching the end of Full Metal Jacket. Romantic, no?

  21. Tony says:

    I lost mine to Pour Some Sugar on Me.

  22. Ali says:

    I was supposed to lose it to the Beatles, but the only cd I could find was Sonic Youth.

  23. Jordan says:

    I Lost mine watching hannah montana XD

  24. Ella says:

    I was in a forest… sounds romantic…until you remember ants.

  25. Danii says:

    Hey. I lost mine to jumper by third eye blind. So romantic. I think I win

  26. stef says:

    Wow looks like a lot of people do it to music. Is it wrong that I’m married and have never had music in the background??

  27. Amber says:

    No, it’s not that weird Stef. I just recently did the deed with music in the background. It felt like i was in porn. My fiance seemed to like it o.o

  28. hannah says:

    17 by metro station.

  29. heather says:

    Hannah, that just seems creepy in some way.

  30. Shannon says:

    …I lost mine on a Spongebob towel. Right on Spongebob’s face. No music, but still a win in my book

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