Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“I’m actually kinda depressed I was never on The Hills.” I won’t sit idly and watch you give up on your dreams. The Jersey Shore?

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  1. jessica says:

    i feel your pain……these girls sound just like my sister lol hang in there

  2. andrew says:

    Aren’t you sitting by idly, though?

  3. Arielle says:

    What are you gona do if they ever leave? Move under some other stupid girls?

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  5. Lydia and Kitt says:

    We would watch it. You could get them some Bump-Its and a can of spray tan and leave it outside their door.

    • Kara L. says:

      with a little note saying: here’s to your dream of becoming the 2 biggest reality tv stars. EVAR. yup that’ll do.

  6. Charlie McDowell says:

    Thanks for reading everyone! Have a great weekend.

  7. Jacob says:

    you should try this remote-spider prank on them sometime and film down their reaction:

  8. Kristin says:

    Sign them up for The Amazing Race and pray they get picked. If anything, you’ll get some peace and quiet for a couple of months.

    • Melissa says:

      Oh Lordy. That might be the best idea I’ve ever heard. What a train wreck they would be.

  9. Laura says:

    you are so hilariously observant! i love this website!

  10. Brittany says:

    I think I’m in love with you <3

  11. chai-wala says:

    You should try to get them a spot at the Bachelorette.. It could be like a double thing ” two roomies go on a quest to find Mr. Right”. It would make for a hilarious season and you can post all the post-show juicy details.

  12. maggie says:

    haha! lydia and kitt, i think that would be hilarious, and they would probably actually try it.

  13. paige says:

    You are my hero, I’m in the same boat, although on the other side of the country. It’s a big boat.

  14. Cassandra says:

    Please, marry me? At least that would give Jersey a better name. I hate that I live in New Jersey because of them. Plus, none of them are actually FROM Jersey.



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