Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“I bet this Arnold Palmer guy named a drink after himself just to be a celebrity?” Now he can retire & take up a sport like golf.

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  1. alexlembeck says:

    I am sure this is what he was thinking! hahahaha

  2. Sam says:

    You are my hero. Keep protecting those girls, especially their heads. Lord knows the world needs those wells of intelligence.

  3. Starr says:

    This reminds me of Scrubs. I think you guys are hilarious, btw. These posts make me laugh even after a bad day :)

  4. Shark Merry says:

    “coincidentally, has anyone ever done anything less to be famous”
    “arnold palmer’s a golfer”
    “the mans a drink mogul perry, he can do whatever he wants”

    amazing how simple minded people are

  5. LOLGAM says:

    I was driking an Arnold Palmer when i read this and almost spit it all out on my screen!

  6. alex says:

    I found this site yesterday, think i love you! Amazing! <3

  7. Kristin says:

    I wonder what would happen if you put a bottle of Jack Daniels on their doorstep. Think they would hate on him too?

    • Abbey says:

      I have a feeling they are all too well acquainted with Jack Daniels to hate on him!XD

  8. Brooklyn says:

    seriously how stupid can these people be!



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