Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jun

23

“Jen went down on Tom while he played a video game. Gross!” Was it Mario Kart? That would be the Nintendo equivalent to road head.

Jun

22

“Should we throw Caitlin’s bachelorette party here?” Ya sure, I’ve always wanted to go to one of those.

Jun

21

“What oil spill? I thought I heard there was a flood somewhere.” Current events must feel like a Rubik‚Äôs Cube to you.

Jun

18

“Who do you think has the biggest dick on the Lakers?” Can’t you just be quiet and let me enjoy this win–definitely Ron Artest.

Jun

17

“You can’t really hate on Cruella de Vil just because she wants a fab coat.” Thank God I have a pug…who has fleas…stay away.

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