Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“I had the hottest video chat sesh with the French guy last night!” Pierre?! I knew I shouldn’t have gone bowling!

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  1. hmm says:

    oooooooh first comment! i think i know one of these girls… stay tuned.

  2. Charlie McDowell says:

    Is it lame if I leave the second comment?

    • Cheyenne says:

      Its not that lame. Lame is being excited when you see someone(s) you previously had a comment-conversation with. *see reply to Lydia and Kitt for reference*.

  3. Aby says:

    do these girls know about this site? can they like tell you to stop it? in that case, kill them or something

    • Brooke says:

      If he killed them, there would be no site left. And do we really want that? No, we don’t.

  4. Lilly says:

    I really don’t think it would be lame if you leave the second comment. It would be alittle sad if you made the first, on the other hand.

  5. Mitchell says:

    This is what happens when you try to have a social life. You miss the good stuff.

  6. Arielle says:


  7. Kristin says:

    I’m guessing you didn’t miss much because I’d wager the extent of her French is “Ooh la la” and that one cheesy line in french from the disco song Moulin Rouge we’ve all quoted before…back in seventh grade.

  8. Maxx says:

    Maybe you can leave a recording device by the sink when your not around? So you don’t miss anything good.

  9. Saul says:

    The guy can’t have enough time to sit there and listen to all the recordings from when he’s not around.

  10. Emma says:

    i think i know those girls also!!!

  11. Holly-Sarena says:

    Um yes… My friend Sophie was emotionally attached to Pierre… But her aspirations in life are to move to a remote part of Yukon and marry a lumber-jack…

  12. vampiresquirrel says:

    Oh my god, I just found this website, and I think I’m falling in love with you.
    That picture of you on a bicycle is hawt.

  13. maggie says:

    damn having a life. haha

  14. Kiwi says:

    I’m lovin’ this blog xD I have friends that say things like this, but I always thought they were the only dumb ones. Good on ya for having a life!!

    Who says “sesh” Silly blonde child.

  15. Lydia and Kitt says:


  16. mrspennyapple says:

    @ Aby, who wrote “do these girls know about this site? can they like tell you to stop it? in that case, kill them or something”
    why not just move in, u’d get along just great!

  17. Lydia and Kitt says:

    @Cheyenne, OUI. Trilingual much?

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