Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
01
“Team Edward or Team Jacob? I’ll take a double team.” You know my middle name’s Edward and I once played Jacob in Sunday school…
30
“Claire, you lost your virginity to a Jewel song!?” Don’t feel bad, my special moment was to the first 31 seconds of Big Pimpin’.
29
“If we wanna leave her party, say the words, I’M SUPER DRUNK.” This might get confusing as you’re actually getting “super drunk.”
28
“I had the hottest video chat sesh with the French guy last night!” Pierre?! I knew I shouldn’t have gone bowling!
25
“I’m actually kinda depressed I was never on The Hills.” I won’t sit idly and watch you give up on your dreams. The Jersey Shore?
