Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jul

08

“I bet Lohan can’t wait for jail so she can hook up with her roommate.” Let’s hope she doesn’t get caught by her R.A.

Jul

07

“I went black, now I kinda wanna go back again.” I was half way up the stairs before I realized you were talking about your hair.

Jul

06

“It’s so much better having guys come over here, we never have to experience the walk of shame.” Don’t worry, I shame you enough.

Jul

05

“Ah, I’m so hungover!” I banged on the ceiling, but when your heart’s set on Patron, not even your all star neighbor can stop you

Jul

02

“Wait, Independence Day and the 4th of July are the same thing?!” Look on the bright side, now you only have to have one hangover.

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