Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Sep

21

“That whore! What a slut! Whore, slut, whore, with a slutty whore face!” Want me to keep a whore to slut tally?

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  1. Lucie says:

    What a broad range of insults…

  2. KimeeFace says:

    Why is she so mad?
    And I think she needs a dictionary of insults.

  3. DDD says:

    guarantee whatever the person did (who she’s mad at), she’s done either the same or worse.

    • CarmenGirl says:

      She’s probably done worse than that. With that extra half of an inch heel you’ll have twice as many guys.

  4. Rebi says:

    Final count: 4 whores, 3 sluts. She should throw a ‘skank’ in there to confuse us all.

  5. Luna Lovegood says:

    20 dollars it was her ‘best friend’.

  6. Cookies.vsCupcakes says:

    The vocabulary these girls have never cease to amaze me.

  7. Chrissy says:

    What did the slutty whore do? Wear the same dress as her to a party?

  8. Renae says:

    Dear girls,
    Your astounding vocabulary never ceases to amaze me…
    sincerely, people who know how to speak English.

  9. CharlotteBelowYou says:

    One girl did offend
    the other and she could not mend
    One GAC wasn’t very nice
    but the range of insults
    did not suffice
    to satisfy
    the GAM readers.
    (I gave up on the rhyme scheme at the end, sorry)

  10. Ryan says:

    Please do not apologise
    For you were not telling lies;
    Not all poems need to rhyme
    For the work to be sublime.

    (Incidentally, this is my first post, just found the site yesterday and can certainly relate! MY girls above me sounded quite like this (but with a bit more intelligence in some respects) but always seemed to want to talk about “burning ovaries” and stuff. Blech! Charlie, great job and keep ’em coming!

    • CharlotteBelowYou says:

      Thank you! I know, but Alicia who used to make poems on every post used to rhyme them, and I was trying to do it in her memory. Oh and welcome!

  11. Diana says:

    What on Earth could summon such a response from such a nice young lady?

  12. Sean ಠ_ರೃ says:

    Wait, are you sure she was a whore, slut, whore, slut, whore, with a slutty whore face? Or is she a sluttly whore, slut, whore, slut, with a whorey slut face?

  13. Not Related to Moses Hightower says:

    ….0_o
    Who got her panties in a twist?

  14. pottergirl94 says:

    Wow their word choice is amazing they should write a book (sarcasm hand)

  15. Jillian says:

    Sounds like my apartment!

    • Jillian says:

      Just to clarify.. my apartment does not generally sound like the GAM. Just tonight since my roommates and I spent the better part of the night yelling, calling names and punching. Out of love, of course.

  16. Michael says:

    Whores have it, 4 to 3. Good job, whores.

  17. Brittni says:

    And they have the audacity to say this even after letting your Hilary Duff pillow be defiled God knows how many times.

  18. GuardGirlie93 says:

    oh my. talking about whores and sluts.

    more insults of varying degree, GAC, much more effective. Not to mention a lot better to listen to!

    Show must go on. *chugs Mountain Dew*

  19. TJ says:

    I thought maybe they were watching tv and differentiating between the two groups of females they best know.

  20. Lovesick Leopard says:

    Bitter much?

  21. U.N.Owen says:

    Seems like somebody stumbled upon their kindergarten photos with their “friends”.

  22. Pie of Chocolate says:

    “Boo, you whore.”

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