Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“Let’s just say she’s not the sharpest pool in the shed.” To be fair you’re not exactly the sharpest wife in the drawer either.
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This is genius. I literally burst out laughing in my car!
You must be able to hear them really well if you can tell the difference between pool and tool.
These poor girls are a few cards short of a dick.
i thought dicks were the one thing these girls were never short of.
Epic like! Both of you! :D
Apparently these girls are!
HA! this one is good. well done, Charles.
Wait one letter off who stole the smart stick?
they’re slowly progressing, once again 1 letter off.
Kind of pot and the kettle don’t you think?
Aww, she was so close! only one letter off this time :)
Should we make the wenches walk the plank?
Arr, no, says I….
National talk like a pirate day. Arrrr
International, thank ye.
Oh lord…
Was she looking in a mirror as she said this?
Charlie, you are amazing! Don’t ever change! :)
i must say charlie you are y hero you make my day!!!!
my mom refuses to believe people this dumb exist…..
These girls aren’t exactly the brightest crowns in the box
What’s wrong with that? Don’t the rest of you keep sharp pools in your sheds?
Maybe I’m just weird.
Worst part; I overheard a girl on the bus saying; “well, he isn’t exactly the smartest spoon in the drawer, if you know what I mean ;)”…..I don’t think I do…
I actually think that COULD be clever. Implying that he’s the dullest of the dull..
They’ve gone from dumb to dyslexic
I had two students who referred to themselves as “Two peas in a wad.”
please tell me they’re in kindergarten.
Uttering nonsense is one thing. THIS is entirely different. Whoever cannot differentiate between “pool” & “tool” in this case is not just a dumb person. It is somebody who seriously needs a psychiatrist & correction therapy.
If this is true, then we have insulted two unfortunate girls for a long time unpardonably, Charlie. But that brings me to the second more disturbing question:
THEY KNOW A GIRL EVEN DUMBER THAN THEM?
Eh, this is the only one that I really have a hard time believing because if you’re listening through the ceiling some words are gonna come out muffled and I feel like this is one of those times. Sorry Charlie. On the upside you always know how to make me smile. :P
I can’t believe that people this dumb really exist.
I believe people this dumb exist. Like, in my school for instance. Walking down the hall, I hear “Hey! She stole my moustache!”, “I think I have chicken pox…wait no, they’re gone. They must have fallen off.” and “I’m stuck! To the doorknob! Help!”
I believe people this dumb exist. I live with my sister.
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