Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jun

23

“My tarot card lady told me that babies bring people money. Maybe I should have one?” I see no harm in testing it out.

Jun

22

“So, my ‘Circumcised Penises Only’ streak is officially over.” Sorta sounds like when I made the switch from Legos to Playmobil’s.

Jun

21

“It’s official, I deleted my Facebook.” Nice, I have a lot of respect– “Luke and Sara went to Cancun!? Reactivate!” 14 seconds.

Jun

20

“Little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest, jerking off the field mice and giving lots of head.” We had very different childhoods.

Jun

17

“He said he was French Canadian? Wait, France and Canada aren’t even near each other!” Wait, neither is Africa and America!

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