Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
23
Dear Girls Above Me,
“My tarot card lady told me that babies bring people money. Maybe I should have one?” I see no harm in testing it out.
22
Dear Girls Above Me,
“So, my ‘Circumcised Penises Only’ streak is officially over.” Sorta sounds like when I made the switch from Legos to Playmobil’s.
21
Dear Girls Above Me,
“It’s official, I deleted my Facebook.” Nice, I have a lot of respect– “Luke and Sara went to Cancun!? Reactivate!” 14 seconds.
20
Dear Girls Above Me,
“Little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest, jerking off the field mice and giving lots of head.” We had very different childhoods.
17
Dear Girls Above Me,
“He said he was French Canadian? Wait, France and Canada aren’t even near each other!” Wait, neither is Africa and America!
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