Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“Little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest, jerking off the field mice and giving lots of head.” We had very different childhoods.
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FIRST, DO I GET SOMETHING CHARLIE?!
Ps. I’m baaaaaaaaaack
You got this:
hk valhsfv lfv lahsfv lkdf valkfv
(me just hitting keys)
Haha.
If you google the nonsense you just typed, your comment is the only result.
I’ll take it, Chcuk!
*hopping
that’s pretty sketchy haha
… Well, they deserve points for being creative…
Yes, I’m very scared…
I wonder what other nursery rhymes they know…
Now for only $14.95, The GAM Nursery Rhymes book!
*Not recommended for children under the age of 12*
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and whey. Along same a spider, looking to ride her, and frightened Miss Muffet away.
Oh God, that made me laugh more than it should XD
actually says a lot about how they turned out the way they did
I just had a jaw drop moment when I read this. I can only hope that they made the changes to the song when they were older…..
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and dropped his fly and asked Jill, “Do you wanna?”
Jill said yes and flipped her dress, and then the fun begun
Now it’s nine months later, here’s their baby son!
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to -toot- and -toot- each other.
Stupid Jill forgot her pill
and Jack became a father.
8D There’s another version.
Jack and Jill went up a hill
They each had a quarter
Jill came down with 50 cents
They didn’t go up there for water
These made me laugh even harder than the original post…
Me and my friend were just yesterday trying to remember how that went…I will have to tell her now haha. Thanks!
Jack and Jill whent up the hill,
to smoke some Marijuana
Jack got high, dropped his fly
and asked her do you wanna
Jill said yes and dropped her dress,
and then they had some fun-a
But silly Jill, forgot the pill,
and now they have a son-a
Charlie, it’s my 21st birthday!
And this is a really good post! I was hoping they would say something particularly ridiculous for my birthday and they certainly delivered! That is NOT how my childhood songs went.
One of the few people with an icon picture! Jillian, hope you have a wonderful birthday.
How DO you do an icon picture??? I’ve been wondering for AGES!!
So have I, Leila!
You have to make an account with wordpress.
I forget if it’s .com/ .net/ .org/ or whatever.
Thanks, Charlie! It was pretty wonderful. =]
& Thanks to Artsy Girl as well!
Also, for the icon.. I think as long as you have a photo uploaded to gravatar and connected to the e-mail you use then it’ll work
Happy Birthday Jillian:)!
Little bunny foo foo must have been a playboy bunny
YAY, post on my birthday (:
Happy Birthday Lexi! :)
Happy Birthday Lexi!:)
This is how the rhyme really goes:
“Little Bunny Foo Foo
Hopping through the forest
Scoopin’ up the field mice
Bop ’em on the head!
Then the Good Fairy came and said:
‘Little Bunny Foo Foo
I don’t wanna see you
Scoopin’ up the field mice
Bop ’em on the head!
I’ll give you 3 chances,
And if you don’t behave, I will chop your little head off!”
:P
Naah, it’s “or I will turn you into a goon!!”
absolutely–“or I’ll turn YOU into a GOON!
no, the good fairy said “quit yer shit or imma cut u!”
http://www.imagechan.com/img/5822/cute-bunnies
I’m not sure how I would have responded if my gram had taught me that version.
Well there goes the innocence of my childhood. Thank you GAM
Little bunny foo foo is a sluttier than I remember…
*is sluttier. no need for the random a. haha
I’m scared for their future children.
this explains so much…
I tried having phone sex, now I have hearing aids
punmaster strikes again!!
Aww yeah :)
Just when I think they can’t disturb me any more, they go and do something like this…
They are going no where near my little cousins thats for sure.
That’s not the song Butters sings…..
Nice icon, Josh.
lmao
I’ve grown rather fond of it
I really wanna know what lead to them saying this now…and I wonder if they have a clapping game to go along with it….
I’m not sure I really want to know any hand games that go along with this song….
my little brother usually reads these with me, if they’re appropriate for a 10 year old. he’s now storming around the house wondering why he can’t read this. poor child… poor Charlie >.<
New here (hope I´ll be welcomed) but after a little while of reading this site I couldn’t stop myself today, I just HAD to post something, laughed so hard, my dogs kept staring thinking I had run amok. You just have to love these girls.
Who says amok anymore? This isn’t the 1920’s
I DO TOO!
tis a wonderful word.
Amok Amok Amok Amok Amok… I <3 Hocus Pocus.
I hope you didn’t run amok, considering its original meaning in Malay:
“(among members of certain Southeast Asian cultures) a psychic disturbance characterized by depression followed by a manic urge to murder.”
Thanks dictionary.com and the class I took on Indonesian music!
Also, welcome Miranda! I’ve only posted a few times, but I hope you accept this welcome from a lowly n00b!
Thanks Kate! I know! That´s why my dogs where so worried! Maybe I should’ve used berserk or plain crazy, but I love how words sound…
Welcome, welcome, Miranda.
Allow me to be the first to say WELCOME!!!
DAMN! Charlie beat me to it. :(
…………………….Exams are messing with my head………………*sigh*
LITTLE BUNNY PHOO PHOO HOPPIN’ THROUGH FOREST PICKIN’ UP THE FIELD MICE AND BOCKIN’ ON THE HEAD…DOWN CAME THE GOOD FAIRY…LITTLE BUNNY PHOO PHOO I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOU PICKIN’ UP THE FIELD MICE AND BOCKIN’ ON THE HEAD.
And this is why I’m a nerd in middle school
I was never taught any nursery rhymes in English as a child…but I’m certain this isn’t how they went.
I love when they say stuff like this because then I can torture my friends with the disturbing imagery.
Share the wealth, right? I’m just glad they haven’t come across a certain song I know.
HAHAHA, this is one of the best ones i’ve read. It caught me off guard, and I laughed out loud in my office.
Well that explains a lot actually.
yeah glad that isnt the one they taught us in kindergarten mhmmm wonder where they come up with this stuff??
And the Good Fairy cams down and said, “Little Bunny Foofoo, I don’t wanna see you, jerking off the field mice and givin’ lots of head!”
I don’t wanna see that either, Good Fairy.
Ugh, tell me about it. -_-
WTF did their mothers read them when they were little? T.T
You know, I’m suspecting Aunt Kara more than their mothers. She’s the one they called about suing for blow job induced neck injuries, right?
It kind of makes you wonder just what it is that Aunt Kara does for a living. A job in law, a prostitute, ruiner of childhoods…what else does she have on her resume?
Lawyer?!?
I’m so glad that I had no previous knowledge of this ‘little bunny foo foo’. At least my childhood has not been ravaged by the creepiness of the GAM.
I just imagined one of them singing this….
me too….oh god
this was my actual reaction to reading this:
….. OH…. GAWD… 0.0
First time commenter… mainly because I can’t not say this…
CHILDHOOD RRRRRUUUUIIIIINNNNDDD!!!!!
Their version of the song would explain all the happy animals in the Disney movies.
ahhhhhhhh childhood just keeps dieing
I don`t even really know what to say about this. I think i just died a little on the inside.
…-___-‘
Hmm, I hope neither of them even have children. Buuuuut, two of my friends and I did make a version based off of Neanderthal Otzi and the Aztec Sun God, so I guess anything is possible with that rhyme ;)
*ever have children
wow, this is even more disturbing than the Roman Dirge version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PusCpQIbmCw
This frightens me. it honestly frightens me. What is the work coming to?
Aunt Kara is a lawyer…Really it is like the only profession that fits!
I seem to have posted my comment in the wrong place…So let’s try this again… I do believe Aunt Kara to be a Lawyer…It seems to be the only profession I can come up w/ that fits.
Usually I’d say that I worry for the future… but it’s already here. O.O;; Maybe the apocalypse comes the day they stop saying stuff like this…
my.child.hood.ruined.
O.o
To be honest, the original version is nearly as bad. A rabbit hopping around, killing mice, and then a fairy threatening him? Freaked me out…
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