Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“Little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest, jerking off the field mice and giving lots of head.” We had very different childhoods.

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  1. Kamella says:


    Ps. I’m baaaaaaaaaack

  2. Maddie Webster says:

    that’s pretty sketchy haha

  3. Singimnotafraid says:

    … Well, they deserve points for being creative…

  4. Sophie says:

    Yes, I’m very scared…

  5. Teehee says:

    I wonder what other nursery rhymes they know…

  6. Macy says:

    Now for only $14.95, The GAM Nursery Rhymes book!

    *Not recommended for children under the age of 12*

  7. Liz says:

    Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and whey. Along same a spider, looking to ride her, and frightened Miss Muffet away.

  8. DDD says:

    actually says a lot about how they turned out the way they did

  9. Leila says:

    I just had a jaw drop moment when I read this. I can only hope that they made the changes to the song when they were older…..

  10. ToriJ says:

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
    Jack got high and dropped his fly and asked Jill, “Do you wanna?”
    Jill said yes and flipped her dress, and then the fun begun
    Now it’s nine months later, here’s their baby son!

    • Luna says:

      Jack and Jill went up the hill
      to -toot- and -toot- each other.
      Stupid Jill forgot her pill
      and Jack became a father.
      8D There’s another version.

    • Laugh4ever says:

      Jack and Jill went up a hill
      They each had a quarter
      Jill came down with 50 cents
      They didn’t go up there for water

    • Lola says:

      These made me laugh even harder than the original post…

    • Jess says:

      Me and my friend were just yesterday trying to remember how that went…I will have to tell her now haha. Thanks!

    • Moriko says:

      Jack and Jill whent up the hill,
      to smoke some Marijuana
      Jack got high, dropped his fly
      and asked her do you wanna
      Jill said yes and dropped her dress,
      and then they had some fun-a
      But silly Jill, forgot the pill,
      and now they have a son-a

  11. Jillian says:

    Charlie, it’s my 21st birthday!

    And this is a really good post! I was hoping they would say something particularly ridiculous for my birthday and they certainly delivered! That is NOT how my childhood songs went.

    • Charlie McDowell says:

      One of the few people with an icon picture! Jillian, hope you have a wonderful birthday.

      • Leila says:

        How DO you do an icon picture??? I’ve been wondering for AGES!!

      • Charlie McDowell says:

        So have I, Leila!

      • KimeeFace says:

        You have to make an account with wordpress.
        I forget if it’s .com/ .net/ .org/ or whatever.

      • Jillian says:

        Thanks, Charlie! It was pretty wonderful. =]

        & Thanks to Artsy Girl as well!

        Also, for the icon.. I think as long as you have a photo uploaded to gravatar and connected to the e-mail you use then it’ll work

    • Artsy Girl says:

      Happy Birthday Jillian:)!

  12. I am me says:

    Little bunny foo foo must have been a playboy bunny

  13. Lexi says:

    YAY, post on my birthday (:

  14. GirtheRobot says:

    This is how the rhyme really goes:

    “Little Bunny Foo Foo
    Hopping through the forest
    Scoopin’ up the field mice
    Bop ’em on the head!
    Then the Good Fairy came and said:
    ‘Little Bunny Foo Foo
    I don’t wanna see you
    Scoopin’ up the field mice
    Bop ’em on the head!
    I’ll give you 3 chances,
    And if you don’t behave, I will chop your little head off!”


  15. CaptainAndy says:

    I’m not sure how I would have responded if my gram had taught me that version.

  16. Ajaie says:

    Well there goes the innocence of my childhood. Thank you GAM

  17. Taylor says:

    Little bunny foo foo is a sluttier than I remember…

  18. Jess says:

    I’m scared for their future children.

  19. Becca says:

    this explains so much…

  20. Random Punmaster says:

    I tried having phone sex, now I have hearing aids

  21. Taylor W. says:

    Just when I think they can’t disturb me any more, they go and do something like this…

  22. Lonely Girl says:

    They are going no where near my little cousins thats for sure.

  23. Josh says:

    That’s not the song Butters sings…..

  24. Alex says:

    I really wanna know what lead to them saying this now…and I wonder if they have a clapping game to go along with it….

    • Josh says:

      I’m not sure I really want to know any hand games that go along with this song….

  25. Gracelyn says:

    my little brother usually reads these with me, if they’re appropriate for a 10 year old. he’s now storming around the house wondering why he can’t read this. poor child… poor Charlie >.<

  26. Miranda says:

    New here (hope I´ll be welcomed) but after a little while of reading this site I couldn’t stop myself today, I just HAD to post something, laughed so hard, my dogs kept staring thinking I had run amok. You just have to love these girls.

    • Luna Lovegood says:

      Who says amok anymore? This isn’t the 1920’s

    • Kate says:

      I hope you didn’t run amok, considering its original meaning in Malay:
      “(among members of certain Southeast Asian cultures) a psychic disturbance characterized by depression followed by a manic urge to murder.”
      Thanks and the class I took on Indonesian music!

      • Kate says:

        Also, welcome Miranda! I’ve only posted a few times, but I hope you accept this welcome from a lowly n00b!

      • Miranda says:

        Thanks Kate! I know! That´s why my dogs where so worried! Maybe I should’ve used berserk or plain crazy, but I love how words sound…

    • Charlie McDowell says:

      Welcome, welcome, Miranda.

    • Alex says:

      Allow me to be the first to say WELCOME!!!

  27. Lily says:

    And this is why I’m a nerd in middle school

  28. KimeeFace says:

    I was never taught any nursery rhymes in English as a child…but I’m certain this isn’t how they went.

  29. MollyZ says:

    I love when they say stuff like this because then I can torture my friends with the disturbing imagery.

    Share the wealth, right? I’m just glad they haven’t come across a certain song I know.

  30. john says:

    HAHAHA, this is one of the best ones i’ve read. It caught me off guard, and I laughed out loud in my office.

  31. Emily says:

    Well that explains a lot actually.

  32. sissygirl12 says:

    yeah glad that isnt the one they taught us in kindergarten mhmmm wonder where they come up with this stuff??

  33. Misty says:

    And the Good Fairy cams down and said, “Little Bunny Foofoo, I don’t wanna see you, jerking off the field mice and givin’ lots of head!”
    I don’t wanna see that either, Good Fairy.

  34. Lord Voldemort says:

    Ugh, tell me about it. -_-

  35. Sarah F. says:

    WTF did their mothers read them when they were little? T.T

    • Leah says:

      You know, I’m suspecting Aunt Kara more than their mothers. She’s the one they called about suing for blow job induced neck injuries, right?

      • mallory says:

        It kind of makes you wonder just what it is that Aunt Kara does for a living. A job in law, a prostitute, ruiner of childhoods…what else does she have on her resume?

      • Nobody says:


  36. Louisa says:

    I’m so glad that I had no previous knowledge of this ‘little bunny foo foo’. At least my childhood has not been ravaged by the creepiness of the GAM.

  37. Rosie says:

    I just imagined one of them singing this….

  38. Haley says:

    this was my actual reaction to reading this:

    ….. OH…. GAWD… 0.0

  39. pixieprincess says:

    First time commenter… mainly because I can’t not say this…


  40. Long Time Lurker says:

    Their version of the song would explain all the happy animals in the Disney movies.

  41. Mr. Coffey says:

    I don`t even really know what to say about this. I think i just died a little on the inside.

  42. CookiesVs.Cupcakes says:


  43. Ocean Love says:

    Hmm, I hope neither of them even have children. Buuuuut, two of my friends and I did make a version based off of Neanderthal Otzi and the Aztec Sun God, so I guess anything is possible with that rhyme ;)

  44. Ocean Love says:

    *ever have children

  45. Sunian says:

    wow, this is even more disturbing than the Roman Dirge version:

  46. Chewy says:

    This frightens me. it honestly frightens me. What is the work coming to?

  47. Nobody says:

    Aunt Kara is a lawyer…Really it is like the only profession that fits!

  48. Nobody says:

    I seem to have posted my comment in the wrong place…So let’s try this again… I do believe Aunt Kara to be a Lawyer…It seems to be the only profession I can come up w/ that fits.

  49. Batty says:

    Usually I’d say that I worry for the future… but it’s already here. O.O;; Maybe the apocalypse comes the day they stop saying stuff like this…

  50. Charlotte says:


  51. Kay says:

    To be honest, the original version is nearly as bad. A rabbit hopping around, killing mice, and then a fairy threatening him? Freaked me out…

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