Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“He said he was French Canadian? Wait, France and Canada aren’t even near each other!” Wait, neither is Africa and America!

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  1. Shawn says:

    lol dummies

  2. Lauren says:

    Haha wow. That’s all I can say.

  3. Jillian says:

    Bright side: They know that France and Canada are not near each other.

    • Tiffany says:


      • Mel says:

        …I think you’re all forgetting St. Pierre and Miquelon, the small French islands just off the coast of Newfoundland.

        But seriously, how stupid can these girls get?

  4. Leila says:

    Ooooooooooooo dear…. lol. I wonder if they’ve done that with African American yet.

  5. Whitney says:

    Well, remember that time they couldn’t tell the difference between Mexico and Spain?

  6. Bee says:

    Mon dieu!

  7. Sara says:

    Their grammar appears to be rubbing off on you.

  8. Caitlin says:

    How are these girls even alive? I have this image of them seeing a tabloid in the middle of the street, running out to see who’s on the cover, and being hit by a semi-truck. *knocks on wood*

  9. Anna Recsik says:

    Haha! Favorite post in forever.

  10. David says:

    You know, I think this is one of the most intelligent things they have ever said. At least they know Canada and France aren’t near each other.

  11. Louisa says:

    In a way I am impressed at their improved geographical knowledge…but in another I despair that they have lived their whole lives apparently not knowing anything about Canada despite the fact it is one of their neighboring countries!

    • Alex says:

      I doubt they even know that Cananda and the USA are neighbouring (yes, I spelt it with a ‘u’) countries.

      • Singimnotafraid says:

        To be fair, most Americans know nothing about their neighbouring countries. Many don’t know anything about their neighbouring states.

  12. Random Punmaster says:

    I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time

  13. Theresa says:

    Missed you’s been a while. Great post once again Charlie!

  14. Alex says:

    Haha wow. I wonder if the GAM can get any dumber?

  15. Jamie Lynn says:

    There are times where I think they can’t get any more stupid.

    Then I read things like this…

  16. Edynne says:

    Uh-oh… I’m an american, but I’m also French-Canadian… and Czech… as well as Belgian. Let them figure THAT one out!

  17. Ashlea says:

    As a Canadian… I lol’d out loud.

    I’m pretty sure their brains might implode if they found out about our dual-citizenship laws.

  18. Lonely Girl says:

    Oh bless their geography-challenged hearts (and brains if aplicable)

  19. Jenny says:

    OMG, such revelations!!!

  20. Katharine says:

    Imagine the looks on their faces if you tried to explain to them the concept of French Canadians.

  21. Lana says:

    Do you think they are ever gonna find this list? LOL they would be so pissed.

  22. Izadora says:

    I was half expecting them to say Canadia. . . Shucks, guess I’ll have to wait for the next time.

  23. Canadian Girl says:

    French Canadian refers to a Canadian of French decent, and realized term for the Quebecois the Arcadian and the Matis, who are all French by root. It has nothing to do with how close Canada is to France.Sorry to disappoint, but this time, they were right.

    • Canadian Guy says:

      That’s the point. It has nothing to do with how close they are to each other, which they obviously don’t understand.

    • Cassie says:

      Exactly. Sorry to disappoint, but they weren’t right and neither are you.

  24. Marie-Eve says:

    Love it!

  25. Luna Lovegood says:

    Am I the only one who wonders that someday, somehow, the girls will find this site?

  26. Tiffany says:


  27. Anna says:

    Thank God for this site. The procrastination it provides from homework is legendary.

  28. Yes says:

    Wait… neither are Pennsylvania and the Netherlands! Why are you lying to us, Pennsylvania Dutch!?

  29. Jess says:

    Wow….I’m so proud of them for even knowing where each of those places were!

  30. Ali says:

    I have a feeling they believe Hogwarts is in England, and would be this close |.| to being “besties” with Enoby Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way.

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