Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jun

16

“Well if you still have diarrhea tomorrow we need to get you some of that Exlax stuff.” Putting out the fire with gasoline, huh?

Jun

15

“What?! I can’t believe she pulled a runaway bride on Hefner!” I know, if Hef can’t make it work what hope do the rest of us have?

Jun

14

(while throwing up) “I blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.” I’m pretty impressed you had the determination to say it like that.

Jun

13

“I saw that guy from downstairs at the gay pride parade.” Liar! I was with my friend Angel all day. See! http://twitpic.com/5b43j1

Jun

10

“I heard that if you slip the DMV 100$, they’ll use any photo you want for your license!” I’m on my way! http://twitpic.com/59nf2q

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