Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jun

23

“My tarot card lady told me that babies bring people money. Maybe I should have one?” I see no harm in testing it out.

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  1. Leila says:

    Yeah, everyone but the person who had the baby!

    Does she seriously have a tarot card reader lady??

  2. Bella says:

    Is she planning on selling this child? Is that how she is going to make money off of it?

  3. Jamie Z. says:

    What could possibly go wrong?

  4. Chantal says:

    As a mother of 2, I call bullshit on Tarot Lady lol I def feel lighter in the pockets

  5. Charlie McDowell says:

    My tarot card lady told me that working brings people money. She’s such an idiot.

  6. Danielle says:

    I don’t think she should consider breeding. :I

  7. Monica says:

    It’s called child support. Not that I condone this. I would feel very sorry for that child.

    • bendgo says:

      not just child support, that implies she knows who the father is. There’s straight up welfare for the baby’s mama though. If she gets that she can’t get no chile support.

  8. Rina says:

    Hey if she has a baby, maybe one day in the future another one of these websites will pop up about their child’s stupidity.

  9. Jessie says:

    shouldnt there be some kind of law against people of their intelligence reproducing?

  10. Lonely Girl says:

    Are you offering to sire her child, Charlie?

  11. Jillian says:

    Please don’t let them breed.

  12. Macy says:

    Oh boy…… This could get funny.

  13. uh oh says:

    i’m suprised they havent had one already with the whoring around and lack of intelligence.

  14. Tobia says:

    Maybe They could pass it off as a baby orangutan and sell it as a pet monkey?

    http://www.factzoo.com/sites/all/img/mammals/monkeys/baby-orangutan.jpg

  15. Miranda says:

    I would love to hear the baby´s first words…or when he asks about who his daddy is: I was too drunk and I can´t remember who he was, because that´s the week I stop my “circumcised penis only” streak, so I was giving the double amount of head.

  16. Random Punmaster says:

    This one time, I tried to count to infinity.
    It took FOREVER

    • Olivia says:

      the thrilling tales of punmaster: a super hero incognito

    • angel says:

      just thought I’d thank you for making Never Gonna Give You Up stuck in my head coz of your comments in the previous post.

      ARGH!

      and we need to start a “SAY NO TO THE DGAM BREEDING PROGRAMME” real soon. We don’t ever want that to happen. hahaha

      • Random Punmaster says:

        that’s what I’m here for :)
        J.k, that songs catchy and it’s stuck in my head too D:

  17. aisforRandom.blogspot.com says:

    As a currently knocked up person I would like to say

    NO.

  18. Kylie says:

    I’m not surprised they trust tarot cards.

  19. Alex says:

    DON’T encourage them, Charlie! That is the last thing this world needs!

  20. Stephanie says:

    OHGOD HELP US ALL.

  21. Singimnotafraid says:

    Oh no Charlie. You already have these two to deal with. You don’t want a screaming baby as well. But on the other side, you could get some hilarious quotes of their their nursery rhymes.

  22. franznazi says:

    haha thts funny. i have a small penis so i wont ever get head :(

    • Madi(: says:

      lmao I think there’s a surgery for that….. but hey that’s what you get for hunting jews

  23. Liv says:

    And then in a few years she can be one of those ‘hot’ soccer mothers

  24. Gina says:

    I hope neither has a baby any time soon…can you imagine??

    On a side note, Charlie…can you please ask your mom if they can bring back Joan of Arcadia? I seriously love that show and there were only two seasons =[

  25. Alex says:

    yeah…thats what the 16 and pregnant girls are up to!

  26. Alicia says:

    The lady said babies bring money,
    Maybe she was just being funny?
    It’s a horrible idea that the girls should concieve,
    From everything I’ve read that’s what I believe.
    Tarot cards are just a waste of money anyway,
    You get false information for which you have to pay.
    The girls are better off just using their own heads,
    Except the only knowledge they have applies to being in bed.

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