Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jun

22

“So, my ‘Circumcised Penises Only’ streak is officially over.” Sorta sounds like when I made the switch from Legos to Playmobil’s.

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  1. Kamella says:

    First again, Chuck. I can haz more keyboard smashing?

  2. Charlie McDowell says:

    No.

    Oh, All right.

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  3. Taylor W. says:

    Yay! I finally got a comment closer to the top! :D

    And she has been keeping track? I feel rather sorry for the things that you hear and DON’t put up Charlie.

  4. Lola says:

    I’m not sure if anyone can possibly be inspired to write poetry from this one…

  5. Jamie Lynn says:

    Nice. Just what you wanted to know I’m sure, eh Charlie?

  6. KG says:

    Long time reader, (pretty much) first time commenter…

    Does anyone know what the posters are behind Charlie in the homepage pic? I’m curious for a number of reasons.

    p.s. Favorite site in (on?) the entire interwebs.

  7. Jacky Faber: Midshipman, Fine Lady, and Lily of the West says:

    Well, I don’t normally play with Legos, but I think I may know the diff between those and Playmobii’s. >.<

  8. Miranda says:

    Well I´m glad they are opening themselves to new horizons. uh on second thought maybe they’ve already been too open.

  9. Lonely Girl says:

    Well change is hard. Gotta give them that.

  10. Lovesick Leopard says:

    Will these girls ever run out of ridiculous things to say? Granted, I dunno how big of a difference there can be since my boyfriend is the only guy I’ve ever slept with and he’s not circumcised.

  11. angel says:

    So like, how do they even find out before having sex? Ask? Or base it on the religions most likely to have circumcised penises? Haha, or the best one would be the guy drops his pants thinking that he’s gonna get some and when she sees he’s uncircumcised, she says “Oh sorry, I’m kinda trying to stay on this streak right now. No sex for you!”

    Hahahah. I mean it’s a major coincidence other wise if she’s only picked up circumcised guys.

    • Michelle says:

      That was my first thought..how did she know beforehand whether the guy was circumcised or not?
      Maybe they use their truth serum, and by that I mean Alcohol, to find out before le sexy time.

      • Michelle says:

        And why do people care so much about being the first comment?..I’m guessing they were the kids in school who had to be called on first..over-fucking-achievers.

      • David says:

        somebody’s mad they werent first… XD

      • Taylor W, that one creepy Batista at Tarbucks that asks if you want, in a strange inflexion, cream in your coffee says:

        David made a funny!

      • Michelle says:

        Ha! No I’m not mad. I guess if that’s some people’s only chance at being first in anything, I’ll let them have it.
        It just seems like a waste…they could have said something funny before anybody else.

    • ehm says:

      Ehm, do you really think she sees his willy when she has sex with them for the first time? Ha ha ha.

  12. David says:

    FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. Jerry says:

    good to know she looks at what she puts in her mouth

  14. KimeeFace says:

    I’m actually proud of her. When I saw my first uncircumcised penis I was a lesbian from that day forward. Now I’m on a ‘vagina-only’ streak.
    Three years and counting.

    • Tony says:

      Really? That’s all it took?

      • KimeeFace says:

        Yep. My boyfriend at that time whipped it out one day, and it scared me so much that I’ve steered clear of penises and men in general since then.

      • Tony says:

        That’s a little depressing.

      • llamalicious says:

        More than a little depressing. No offense to your being lesbian, KimeeFace, that’s yours to deal with, but as an uncircumcised male I take great offense in this. It’s just so… squeamish.

      • Random Commenter #69476023 says:

        It may not have been the penis itself…I mean, depending on how the (ex)boyfriend at the time..ahem…approached her, it may just be that his methods turned her against it finally.

      • KimeeFace says:

        Okay, so maybe it was more than JUST the penis. But really, that was the last straw.
        You can only handle being dick-slapped so much before you realize that enough is enough, and boobs are more fun to play with anyways.

    • Gracelyn says:

      I love how bold you are. Congrats :)

  15. Alec says:

    Playmobil? Really?
    Lego’s definitely had the edge on them. The only good thing Playmobil did was their pirate ship…

  16. Cygnus says:

    OMG, I totally thought that turtle necks would be making a comeback this season! WIN.

  17. Brittni says:

    Hey weirdest question ever…are you in the new Britney Spears video? Because if not, you were separated at birth and your twin is a terminator. Congrats!

  18. Taylor W, that one creepy Batista at Tarbucks that asks if you want, in a strange inflexion, cream in your coffee says:

    I got a job today after reason this! There’s no connection, but I’m happy!! :D

  19. Kylie says:

    These people crack me up. Thank you for making the internet more enjoyable every day, Charlie. Thank you.

  20. Edynne says:

    get it get it gurrrrrl!!!

    … grossed myself out.

  21. Michael says:

    Everyone learns to appreciate the crust on their sandwich or the foreskin on their… panini

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