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Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“Her wedding is in Costa Rica?! Wait, don’t Americans get kidnapped in Mexico all the time?” Good thing you’re not going there.

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  1. Kristennn says:

    Wow… that’s all I have to say.. WOW.

  2. Katie says:

    Oh dear.

  3. Hannibal Lecter says:

    … mooo

  4. Alicia says:

    Come on…

  5. angel says:

    hahaha. Costa Rica, Mexico… What’s the difference anyways?

    Trust the GAMs to think that way. Reminded me of Carla and Turk of Scrubs though. For a pretty long time, Turk thought Carla was Mexican even though her family was actually from Puerto Rico.

    • Moomintroll says:

      I was just watching some good old scrubs episodes yesterday.
      The one where JD tricks Turk into thinking Carlas middle name is Juanita. Scrubs sure is giggleworthy.

      • Charlotte says:

        loooooove that show! thank heavens for netflix, been watching all of them since season one!

    • Rina says:

      Carla is Dominican, remember they did a whole musical number about it. :)

    • P123 says:

      She’s Dominican, he thinks she Puerto Rican.
      Sorry, I’m Scrubs obsessed.

      • angel says:

        oh ya, my bad! Wonder how could i have gotten that mixed up when I have the whole musical soundtrack on my mp3 player. Gah, GAM moment.

        But yes, Scrubs is awesome!

      • Charlotte says:

        i think the theme song sounds like a taylor swift song…the end credits one? also, i like the one where it is a real serrious moment in JD’s mind…and that piano song plays!

    • David says:

      hey, i don’t blame em, when i was six i thought Costa Rica was in Mexico. :D

      • Nico says:

        Yeah, but you were a kid.
        These are GROWN WOMEN! So yeah, not slack for them my friend, just pure geography fail on their part.

  6. Taylor says:

    Geez can you imagine if they were ever kidnapped? I would kind of feel sorry for the kidnappers!!

  7. Olivia says:

    i didnt know so much could be wrong in a statement…

  8. GAM Defender says:

    Well, technically there is a high rate of crimes in Costa Rica as well. The government stresses a high degree of caution when traveling there and to Mexico. The reported a lot of, what they call “Express Kidnapping” where people are abducted and forced to withdraw money from ATMs.

    • Lonely Girl says:

      True, but Mexico is famous, or infamous, for it’s kidnappings. You hear about the Mexican kidnappings more often than the Costa Rican ones. This just goes to show that the girls have some inkling of world events, even if they are flawed, exteremely so.

    • Cygnus says:

      Am I the only one who saw “Express Kidnapping” and had an instant commercial.

      “Held hostage for 4 days with extremities snail mailed to your family members? Who has the time for the hassle of traditional kidnapping? The caring criminals of Express Kidnapping will have you on your way in under an hour with all of your digits intact. Take the frustration out of your felony with Express Kidnapping! ”

      “* Please note, some express kidnappings may have complications and results may vary, please consult your local authorities for details about whether Express Kidnapping is right for you.”

      • angel says:

        Like times infinity! Haha. I can just see the commercial now.

        Anyway hi Cygnus, been a while since we heard from you too! (at least not since the whole comments was down thingy started)

      • Cygnus says:

        Hi Angel, So glad we are all back safe and sound in DGAM land! Thanks Charlie

  9. poilkjmnb says:

    i dont get it ?

  10. GAM Defender says:

    I remember when I showed my friend this site. He said, “This Charlie guy is such an asshole, spying on these little kids.” “Little kids? What, no. They’re in their twenties.” “WHAT THE F-“

  11. Sarah Dani says:

    Even if there is crime, I’d still want to visit Costa Rica. Sounds like a cool place :)

    • Ohhonestly says:

      It is absolutely beautiful, or was when I was there nearly 10 years ago (boy does time fly!). If you get a chance, by all means, go!

  12. Ali says:

    When I first read this, I laughed and thought, “But they’re British. Why would they care about Americans getting kidnapped?” Then I realized they weren’t British (and I’ve been reading too much.)
    All I can say is, those girls sure should take a trip to Costa Rica, Mexico. You know… For educational purposes…

  13. casey says:

    lucky, costa rica is a safe distance from mexico..

  14. Alex says:


    • Alex says:

      By the way, even though you sent it a while ago, thanks for the direct message on Twitter, Charlie. I felt special. :)

  15. Alicia says:

    Good thing it’s not in Mexico,
    That’s not even where she’s going to go.
    If the girls were kidnapped they would be set free,
    The only one who puts up with them is Charlie.
    They have their geography totally wrong,
    Their lack of brains can be compared to their thongs:
    Barely anything there.

  16. Mere says:

    I love how they’re informed enough to know that SOMETHING is going on in the world (whether it be kidnappings or volcanic eruptions) but they’re not quite bright enough to put together all the pieces correctly.

  17. kayli says:

    It’s funny, the GAM always seem to be missing one (vital) piece of information.
    like the fact that they’re not going to mexico.
    i love it.

  18. Rose says:

    I think we can all agree that if the kidknappers don’t give the GAM back by their second day of stupid comments, that Charlie would set up search parties to get them back. They probably still wouldn’t know his name though.

  19. Katoka says:

    Who would invite them to theirnwedding? They’d start hitting on the groom!

  20. Ocean Love says:

    Is it sad that I first wondered whose wedding it was? I’ve become jaded to their stupidity.

  21. Charlotte says:

    am i the only person, who in reading the comments, skips over the looooong informational ones and heads straight for the short, not thought through comments?

  22. Anonymous says:

    I think your next gift to them needs to be a map. It might make their minds explode, but at least they’ll know the difference between Costa Rica and Mexico. Just don’t give it to them in pillow form…

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  25. Imani M. says:


    i just realized that Charlie has been putting up with crap for almost two years now…

    also, at leat GAM think that Costa Rica is near Mexico…

    perhaps they should really stop drinking so they wont be so stupid anymore….

    ‘course that would take away our entertainment……

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