Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“Is that an ash cloud?”  Just a cloud.  “Ooo, ash cloud?”  Just a different cloud.  “Ash cloud!”  THERE ARE NO ASH CLOUDS IN LA!

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  1. DoraTonks10 says:

    Heehee. They are so silly. :) Oh and first comment!

  2. angel says:

    HAHAHA. It’s like playing the spot the shape in the clouds game but this time it’s trying to figure out whether it’s an ash cloud or not!

    oooh, and I can’t believe I miss being first by just a little bit.

  3. Leila says:

    ….Did they hear about the volcano that erupted in Europe or something??

  4. JessiBob says:

    Not really related to this post but wanted to say thanks Charlie for getting the comments back up. I really missed all the sillyness of everyones replies. You are AWESOME! :D

  5. Lonely Girl says:

    Imagine what would happen if they saw a double rainbow.

    • sarah says:

      I think that might actually prompt the end of the world.

    • Robert says:

      Already done. December 23rd…

      Dear Girls Above Me,

      “Holy Kardashian! The world is seriously coming to an end, there are TWO rainbows outside!” Seems like a pretty gay way to go out.

  6. GAMDefender says:

    Let’s cross our fingers and hope that me forgetting what email I used to sign onto here with didn’t result in me getting an ugly icon…

    • GAMDefender says:

      Oh, god, purple. Now I have a hideous icon to not post with, how unsatisfactory..

      • Charlie McDowell says:

        You’re not as intimidating anymore.

      • angel says:

        I miss your green snowflake!! Now I’ll have to train myself to look for a purple snowflake for GAM Defender comments

      • Mephistopheles says:

        Suddenly you seem sweet and fluffy like a teddy bear. And that Ash cloud is ruining my exams, bastard featured cloud.

  7. GAMDefender says:

    They probably have incredible eyesight allowing them to see the ash cloud in Britain. But keep it on the DL, we don’t want the government getting ahold of their incredible powers.

    • Mark says:

      Assuming for a moment that it would even be possible to see that far… the curvature of the Earth would make it impossible for them to see Europe from L.A.

      • David says:

        It’s called a joke.

      • Tony says:

        It’s completely possible if the Flat-Earthers are right, and I think they’re based out of California anyways, so who know? Maybe the GAM are Flat-Earthers and have such strong convictions that they honestly believe they CAN see the ash-clouds in Europe.

        Man, that was hard to type with a straight face.

      • GAM Defender says:

        I thought about adding the fact that their vision not only allows them to see nearly 5,500 miles away but bend light to go against the traditional straight lines of light ray, but I didn’t think it was necessary.

      • Artsy Girl says:

        It could be possible, Sarah Palin used to say that she could see Russia from her backyard in Alaska…

      • Mephistopheles says:

        to be fair to Sarah Palin(never thought I’d even think this ha nutjob), Russia can be seen from Alaska. Oh god, I can’t type this without giggling.

      • Cathy says:

        Oooh! GAMdefender your snowflake is all different!

    • pb says:

      i reckon they use their powers for the government. we already uncovered their secret cia spy lives a few weeks ago, this is obviously part of that job.

  8. GAM Defender says:

    Let’s try for another icon…

    • Alex says:

      I’ve been thinking of making my icon the same as Charlie’s…just to confuse everyone. It’d be amusing!

  9. GAM Defender says:

    I hate blue…

  10. GAM Defender says:

    90% of the comments are going to be mine when I’m done…

  11. GAM Defender says:

    Okay, that’s close enough. Excuse the spam, I’m a prissy bitch and having an ugly icon would just ruin my week.

  12. Alicia says:

    I come back and no one comments anymore? What is this?!

  13. Michelle says:

    Don’t worry, Alicia, the comments section went down for a while. Just a minor fluke. :D

  14. Sarah Dani says:

    WTF is with the GAM Defender getting different colors??? I got an ugly blue one and you don’t see me multiple posting!

    And Alicia, please make a poem!

  15. Miles says:

    Hola there.

  16. Rain says:

    I think they breathed in the imaginary ash cloud.

    PS I saw a commercial for 2 Broke Girls. It sounds like Dear Girls Above Me…

  17. Alex says:

    Seriously Charlie, these last two posts are making me think that you’re becoming a foster mother to these girls.

  18. Alicia says:

    Ash cloud, ash cloud
    None are over here.
    Ash cloud, ash cloud
    None are even near.
    Ash cloud, ash cloud,
    Not one in sight.
    Ash cloud, ash cloud,
    Their minds give me a fright.

  19. A Confuzzled Otter says:

    Very nice poetry, Alicia. And I’m glad to see the forums are done hiccuping. God, the GAM just kill me…! :D

  20. Anonymous says:

    I’m just really impressed they know that an ash cloud even exists….

  21. Jillian says:

    ALICIA! Oh man. I missed your poems. And you. The family is back together!

    • Charlie McDowell says:

      I feel like we should all use icons.

      • Artsy Girl says:

        That would be cool, but the biggest benefit of the random color icons instead of pictures is that if the girls ever find the site everyone here would most definitely be a lot safer.

      • Artsy Girl says:

        And hi Charlie, I know I’ve missed you most of all= )

      • Mephistopheles says:

        including the guy who advertises that he lives(underlined) below them.

      • Dolores Umbridge says:

        It seems like everyone’s getting a new icon except me. I feel cheated.

      • Jillian says:

        My e-mail address is registered because I blog.. so I get a picture.

        And I could take those girls if they ever found this blog because a) I’m scrappy and b) I’m on the other coast.. so I think I’m pretty safe, anyway. =]

  22. Emily says:

    Were they seriously sitting at a window thinking rain clouds were made of ash?

  23. Hannibal Lecter says:

    Alicia! Wonderful poem! Where have ya been?

  24. Jack West says:

    no ash clouds, just smog

  25. CookiesVs.Cupcakes says:

    They should go to Hawaii see some real ash clouds. Tho’ knowing them they’d say they were rain clouds. -__-‘

  26. says:

    maybe they were saying they saw a H-ash cloud? or and A**Clown? and the words were just muffled?

  27. Ohhonestly says:

    Generally, one need not ask is someone is an arse clown. It’s pretty obvious. Surely even the girls above Charlie could work that one out.

  28. Ohhonestly says:

    Why can I see some icons, but not all?

  29. Charlotte says:

    i just had a GAM momment, forgot what an ash cloud was!

  30. wedbsahvckjlsda says:

    Am I the only one who thought they lived in New York before seeing this post? I guess the girls just seemed like bored trust funders to me.

  31. Cathy says:

    Charlie, you should make a movie.



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