Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
20
“Yes, a kilogram is a type of drug. Why, do you know where to score some?” Make sure it’s weighed properly!
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:o have they ever heard of the metric system?
I’m pretty sure I’m gonna score some density tonight. I’m really excited.
hehehehe, science and math and measurement and Europe and stuff.
See if you can get some Mass, that’s the best. ;)
you’ve clearly never gotten your hands on litres.
I’m loving this.
Really? Woooow.
my guy has the best kilogram ever
Ironic that this occurred on 4/20…
Haha, that just makes it all the more funny, I didn’t even notice
I feel like that might have been on purpose…
Unfortunately, I feel like not only them but anyone who only uses pounds would make this mistake.
(oh, and happy birthday to me. thank you Charlie)
But what about science classes? We learned all that stuff in elementary school
If you’re as dumb as the girls, do you think you could remember stuff from elementary school?
I question their intelligence, and I’m thirteen..
Same here. (Both the questioning and the age thing.)
Wait, I take that back. I thought you said thirty. I was reading quickly. I feel like the GAM.
Your thirty…and your name is Dolores Umbridge…. Coolest 30 year old Ive ever heard of….
Haha, I could see why if your read that fast you could be mistaken, but it’s still funny that you said you’re thirteen.
Lol she’s thirteen at heart, but this means we have a responsible adult in the GAM family! Yay :)
We have the same name!
The scary thing is that this is a belief shared by both of them. I can see perhaps 1 of them being this brain-dead, but the quote just HAD to follow the question “Is a kilogram a type of drug?”
I am worried for the future of the world…
Kids these days and their fancy lingo for drugs…
You may not believe me, but I encountered two high school senior girls almost as bad as your neighbors. It was awful. I almost cried.
I once met some people nearly as bad… my friends were pretending to be English exchange students to America, and some girls sitting behind them asked a bunch of stupid questions like “So, is English, like, your second language?”
i’m australian, and one of my friends was in hawaii on holidays and was complimented by the tour guide on how well she could speak english. she didn’t have the heart to explain that austrian and australian are actually different.
I can’t even begin to explain to you the kind of stupid that was going on. They were one fitting room over from me in the mall and it was so hard not to listen. One of their conversation points was on the Civil War. Girl A said, “That was in the 1950s, right?” Girl B responded, “You mean the 1800s?” Girl A, “No, the Civil War between the North and the South.” Girl B, “Yeah, that’s the 1800s.”
And then they started talking about Woodstock, only Girl A didn’t know she was talking about it. She thought she was talking about some carnival where all the hippies went in the early 1980s. They finally decided it was some concert like Bamboozle that took place in 1975.
I wanted to hand them $20 to buy a book that would recap the last 50 years or so.
I really almost cried.
But…kilograms…Charlie how are you still enduring all this stupidity?!
It amuses him. Duh.
what worries me the most is the fact that they need to “score some” and that one of them knows where to…
maybe that explains why they are so messed up! they have been doing kilograms of coke…
No haiku for this one… drugs are bad, kids!
This! I mean.. look what drugs have done to the GAM.
at least they didn’t say something stupid about how this is the anniversary of BP oil spill or Hitlers birthday or the columbine shooting………………………. but seriously can i score some milligrams?
I think you rather should be amazed that they ever have managed to say something (naturally: stupid) related to a day or anything current. If they heard someone say BP they’d probably just react – Big pack? Is that a new sort of kilogram?
I think they need to talk seriously to their dealer.
I don’t think they’ll get too far. After all, what dealer would pass up the chance to sell a kilo every time?
I wish them several dozen kilograms overnight. Imagine their horror to awake as size 4!!!!
You Should sell them some!
Charlie, you should give them some candy and tell them its a kilogram. ^_^
I’m Australian, so obviously metric is second nature to me. I understand that America doesn’t use metric, but to not even know what it is?
It’s not that America doesn’t know what the metric system is, it’s that the girls don’t know what the metric system is.
Yes, I realise that. Also, I encountered stupidity almost on par with this in Las Vegas one time. I apologised for taking so long to pay, because our money is pretty much colour-coded. Then I explained I was on holidays and that I am Aussie. she replied with ‘I’ve always wanted to go to Australia, that’s right by the middle east, isn’t it?’. Not even close
This is America! I’m all about pounds and ounces.
Well, when I went to high school those crazy kids were always coming up with new names for their shit.
My parents went to school when they were changing from the imperial system to the metric system in Canada, and they said it was just awful.
Oh dear…
Mind you, as an Australian, I do hear the word ‘kilogram’ associated with drugs on the news fairly frequently. As in, “police recovered two kilograms of marijuana during a raid in Sydney today”. Still, that doesn’t explain how two girls could be so ignorant of the metric system!
Hello fellow Aussie!
Why hello there!
Get them to hook you up Charlie. Kilogram is good shit.
Damn. i gave up kilogram for lent. :(
Sorry to be the one busting you Charlie, but you cant actually weigh a kilogram, you need to mass it. Weight is based on the gravational pull whereas mass is based on the actual density of the object in question. Not to be flaming you or anything, just trying to help everybody understand the difference.
I think relative what the GAM just said, who the heck cares. And how do you know he was not just being sarcastic (as Charlie often is)?
meh. haha i meant that a kilogram is a measurment of mass not weight haha. my bad.
Does that mean that here in Australia I can get some Miles? ;)
Or Pounds?
i want to get some furlongs.
or bushels.
i really enjoy a good cubit every now and then.
cubit really messed me around last time.
Charlie, how do you not end up screaming at the amount of stupidity that pours out of their mouth?
It amuses him. Duh!
Alex, this was your reply to my similar comment up above wasn’t it?
Yes, yes it was
Ha! Kilograms? Everyone knows that real druggies take Milliometers.
I can’t help but wonder if you feel the urge to shout responses to their idiocy through your ceiling every once in a while…
I knows dis guy Noah who can get you a cubit… But dat stuff ain’t cheap.
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