Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“You know the worst part about not having a job?” Not making your own income? “Being the only one getting drunk during the week.”

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  1. Sara says:

    I’m glad to know that Daddy’s money pays for her outrageous drinking habits.

  2. Dayna says:

    Best one ever!

  3. Matt says:

    Wait…i didn’t think it was against the rules for a cocktail waitress to drink on the job

  4. Holly says:

    i feel so silly assuming they paid their own rent.

  5. Levi says:

    Ha, Imagine not having to pay for everything yourself.. its alright though. eventually they will be sleeping with some guy who will end up paying for everything.

    • Athena says:

      Wait, then how DO they pay their rent?

      • Charlie McDowell says:

        I think it’s more of a family run operation.

      • Leila says:

        Wasn’t there a post, though, about how their rent check was returned because of the wrong zip code?? So by going off of that, they must have some sort of joint account with daddy that he puts money into and they write checks off of. But I am surprised they’d even know how to write a check.

      • bazinga says:

        haha “family run operation” makes them sound like they come from a mafia family…in which case i hope they never ever ever find this site.

  6. Chelsea says:

    At least they aren’t screwing up some job & losing money for the company.

  7. Leila says:

    I’m sure there are other people in her circle of friends that have daddy pay for everything and get drunk during the week. If not (and I highly doubt that, she can always go to the closest college campus and make friends there. There are always people drunk during the week, if not the middle of the day there.

    Did she even go to college??? …..The thought scares me….

    • Rebecca says:

      I’d bet they went to Columbia University just like Kesha and at least 2 of the Real Housewives.

  8. Kamella says:

    How could they afford gas now that prices have gone up?

    …Silly me, they’re not smart enough to drive.

  9. LovelyLauren says:

    I’m pretty sure that there are people who get drunk during the week that have jobs…

  10. Emily says:

    Admitting is the first step to recovery……..?

  11. BlueberryMuffin says:

    Bourbon on Mondays,
    Wine on Wednesday afternoons.
    Shots Thursday morning.

  12. Louisa says:

    Its kind of true though, I’m home on break after being at university, all my friends have jobs substantially reducing my social life.
    Is is bad I have complained about the same thing seriously as one of the GAM’s before?

    • Gypsy says:

      Not really. I mean you said that you were on break from school. They aren’t and are just hanging out getting drunk and complaining about it.

  13. Prosopagnosia says:

    They don’t have jobs? Everything makes sense now!

  14. moi says:

    LOL this reminds me of the woman I saw on the bus today… She had a probation notice from McDonalds. I was relying on McDonalds as my backup so :/

  15. angel says:

    haha. If only I have the same perspective towards unemployment as the GAM, I won’t have to worry abbout looking for a job. Sigh.

    Although of course, i don’t have daddy’s money to pay for everything.

  16. Lexi says:

    Sounds like a legit concern.

  17. Allora says:

    …This explains so much…

  18. maria says:

    charlie. you shoud drink with them sometime!

  19. CookiesVs.Cupcakes says:

    What happens when daddy dies? What will they do? They can’t move!

    • Ylva says:

      Incapacitated? Or they’ll pay a lawyer a damn lot of money to get them out of it, and then they’ll have no left and be forced to go on the street. For the sake of this page – I hope their Daddy is healthy.

  20. Alex says:

    Why does this not surprise me.

  21. GinnyPotter says:

    So Charlie, how loud is the rattling noise from their heads when they walk?

  22. Sohee says:

    Oh my….. So they arent prostitutes. I figured the whole “porn tape” Thing meant something. XD But this is really wierd…. I wonder how often they drink. That might explain a lot….

  23. GAM Defender says:

    I don’t see how this is a surprise for any of you as it’s been indicated in that past that one or both of them does not have a job. Which is understandable because I know many people with brilliant resumes that are unable to acquire jobs. Even those with long term reputations with companies are getting laid off. I’d turn to drinking if I had to deal with that as well.

  24. Jazzelle says:

    My math professor definitely goes raging on school nights and teaches hungover…she should show these young ladies how it’s done.

  25. kerreb7 says:

    aww poor things i dont have a rich daddy to pay for me i have to save up for a night out which sucks and charlie can i ask have they really not said stupid things in three days ??? Are they getting more intelligent or quieter?

  26. Lord Voldemort says:

    I know how that feels. 11 damn years……

  27. Lexi says:

    Only 29 comments in one day?
    Come on GAM family, we need to step our game up.

  28. Mars says:

    :D Read through all…67, I think, pages of this and LOVING it! Definately going on my list of sites to check daily!

  29. Grace says:

    I can’t believe I actually assumed the GAM (it really should be GAY, Girls Above You, but that’s an awkward acromnym)actually generated their own income. DUH. I’m as stupid as they are.

  30. Jamie Lynn says:


    I just have to say that you are so cute.
    You really are.


  31. Beth says:

    Well as long as they have their priorities straight…

  32. Jillian says:

    That is the worst.

  33. SarahBeth says:

    I just happened upon this website the other day. It makes my entire planning period worthwhile. You know….when I should be planning what to teach next….. this is a better investment :)

    • Gypsy says:

      Yay! fellow teacher. (although I’m not one yet, 1 more semester). I too, should be writing lesson plans right now but I’m not in the mood.

  34. Bertie says:

    I’m in the midst of finals, and have like 10 days between one exam and my last, so I too have been looking to let loose during the week. Sadly no one else I know has such a gap between exams and so they’re all studying, while I’m left to entertain myself. One of the few times I can relate to GAM!
    To make everything worst though, most of my friends are going home for the summer while I have a job in my university city… You’re going to be seeing more of me on here I think.

  35. Betsy says:

    Odd. I’ve been out of work, and I usually feel I’m the only one NOT getting drunk during the week. Oh, college life…

  36. Lonely Girl says:

    This explains so much! I would feel sorry for them, but I sorta get the impression that they arn’t trying to find jobs.

  37. says:

    being one who is unemployed- the worst thing ever is having to ration toilet paper after finding new foods you’re allergic to.

    • says:

      also, being preggo, i really dislike anyone able to drink, much less day/weekday drink. They have made the list the “people if I meet in real like i may punch them” list.

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