Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Apr

15

“Do you think Osama Bin Laden’s ever bored in his cave giving himself a mangina?” No– well, maybe.

Apr

13

“That fucker had glitter in his beard, which means he was making out with some whore!” Maybe he’s really into arts and crafts?

Apr

12

“We can’t eat Thai food anymore cause supposedly all their good crops were destroyed in the tsunami.” Good thing you love sushi.

Apr

11

“It’s not fair that ‘sex tapes’ are ONLY for celebs. Mine would just be considered ‘a porn’.” We all have something to strive for.

Apr

08

“Ow, Cathy, they didn’t hit that hard!” Just because the Kardashians had a pillow fight on their show, doesn’t mean you need to.

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