Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


You’re starting to rub off on me, last night I peed sitting down. I wiped my butt just to make myself feel better.

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  1. Jessi says:

    and that’s great.

  2. Taylor says:

    That’s quite sad Charlie, I must say…

  3. Charlie McDowell says:

    Guys, don’t worry about me. I’m gonna watch basketball with some dudes tonight. Oh that reminds me, I should probably make my manicure appointment earlier.

  4. DDD says:

    whatever, i sit down all the time. doesn’t splash as much which coincides with less cleaning.

    • Leila says:

      As does my husband. I did think it odd at first, but it makes sense for those times that he’s just so tired that the aiming might be off…. Of which I had to endure all the time with my little brother. It keeps everything much cleaner.

  5. Chris says:


  6. CC says:

    Well they say when you live together for so long you start to pick up on each others habits.

  7. Anna Recsik says:


  8. KK says:

    Oh dear Lord..

  9. Tigerr says:

    Charlie, you show so much…class? xD

  10. Lexi says:

    Were you atleast drunk, or tired maybe?

  11. awesomeselflover says:

    Well I just got an odd visual…

  12. Cygnus says:

    The question no one dares to ask… did this gratuitous butt swipe garner any results? My image of you is as a very fastidious person. Wondering how far my perception is from the mark (the skidmark that is).

  13. Jillian says:

    Sitting down is one thing.. just don’t let other aspects of their lifestyle rub off on you, too.

    • Summer says:

      like their intelligence maybe? because we all know that their intelligence will do wonders for society

  14. GinnyPotter says:

    as a girl i wonder… is it really that hard to aim?

    • AmyD says:

      I’d think it wouldn’t be, but then I watch my 9 year old son, and he DOES NOT aim at all, just hangs ‘er out and let’s ‘er fly……sigh

    • Moomintroll says:

      Not usually, although you can get a bit of spray if your half asleep or just got some … action. Remember the motel toilet scene in Me, Myself and Irene? Comedically over the top but you get the point. Ok I’m going to be quiet now.

    • Leila says:

      my little brother had plenty of problems in the morning cause he was half asleep. my dad would even get pissed off at him for his lack of aim, but that was back when the entire family shared one bathroom. once it was just my little brother and I, I felt more like beating him up to let that message to aim sink in.

  15. AmyD says:

    I have cousins that were taught to sit to pee, so it’s not that weird. now the wiping thing….that’s a bit off, lol.

  16. peng says:

    i’ve never commented before, but this has me genuinely concerned!

  17. says:

    I mean I know i just blogged about my bladder infection, but, um, glad to know you wiped.

  18. Lonely Girl says:

    Oh dear…

  19. BlueberryMuffin says:

    Don’t sprinkle, tinkle!
    We appreciate it, but
    TMI, Charlie!

  20. Tony says:

    Um, am I the only guy on this site who was taught to RAISE THE SEAT when you had to pee? Aiming isn’t that difficult if you have a modicum of coordination, and there’s no worries about “sprinkling.” And if you pee with enough force that the sprinkling being mentioned is on the floor, don’t hold it so much. It can damage your prostate.

  21. Alex says:

    Should I be worried, Charlie?

  22. Anonymous Hippopotamus says:

    If you sprinkle when you tinkle
    Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie

  23. Kayla says:

    I didn’t even know it was possible for guys to pee sitting down.

  24. Rebecca says:

    Oh… My… Days… XD I love this site, first time commenting. You guys are just awesome, and so is Charlie. I do have to wonder though, how are these girls dragging themselves through life?! If they’re blonde, I feel bad for those blondes who are trying to break the stereotype – these girls prove their arguments are invalid :) But anyway, I digress… :P So Hey. I’m new here, just discovered this site a few days ago, which I can’t believe. I will definitely be returning :) xXx

  25. Charlotte says:

    oh my…….just dont start on other girlish habits!
    no giggles at cute boys
    no manicures (WITH FLOWERS. otherwise, fine)
    DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT wear a bra.
    if you do not do the previous things listed, you SHOULD be ok:)

  26. Lock says:

    Well sitting down does eliminate the dreaded “Split Stream” phenomenon. (Plus it’s quieter.)

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