Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


I pray that imitating Colin Firth in The King’s Speech is just a temporary thing…”F-F-F-Fanco is s-s-so h-h-hot.”

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  1. Maggie says:

    I was all excited that I got here before there were 7248876r7862 comments. But I have nothing to say because I haven’t seen that movie ):

  2. Ashleigh says:

    Hahaha best one yet! I knew they would have something funny to say about the Oscars!

  3. TaylorDanielle! says:

    Well… He is hot(:
    But I didn’t watch the Oscars! I had better things to do. Lol.

  4. TaylorDanielle! says:

    Also, completely untwisted but I got a betta fish! His name is Draco Sirius.

  5. Ellen says:

    I was hoping the Oscars would bring out the best of them!

  6. Rayne says:

    That would be intresting lol.

  7. Elin says:

    WAHAHAHAH! (thats the sound koala makes when it laughs) As much as I agree that franco is H-o-t. I must say that there stammering will be quite enjoyable

    P.s i’m from Atlanta,I’ve never met a Koala

  8. Madison says:

    I thought Colin had his own thing going on there. They shouldn’t underestimate!

    • Matt Moshpitt says:

      Wow…. Of the times I have commented, it has never been this early! Anyways, I hope they don’t keep that up too long, because my sister is doing the same thing. Except she gives EVERYTHING her all. So I’m gonna get to hear for like a month. T~T SADNESSSSSS!!!

  9. Cassie says:

    I guess the fact that he spent the entire night looking either stoned or pissed that he wasn’t stoned didn’t affect their opinion of him.

  10. Sammi :] says:

    K so I’m on a different computer today and forgot that I had to re-enter my name and email so I got confused :(

    Anyway I’m also sad because I haven’t heard of this movie. (Is it a movie?)

    So yah :(

    • Sammi :] says:

      I’m not sure why I haven’t heard of it because I always know what movies are playing. ALWAYS. So I’m slightly confused at that. And obviously it’s a pretty big movie?

      Yup officialy sad. Now I gotta go find it somewhere and watch it.

      • Shleelee says:

        Yeah, it’s a pretty big movie. It won several Oscars last night.

      • Sammi =] says:

        Well then yes… I’m officialy sad.

        Although I found it today so I’m gonna be watching it tonight.
        It is big. It may be possible i have seen it advertised but just forgot…? :/

        So yes I shall see it tonight. :)

  11. Sarah says:

    I’m surprised that the GAM would be interested in a movie like that- how can they even watch that after Justin Beiber?? ;) But really, I am surprised XD

  12. Anna says:

    You know what I was hoping to see? Rooney Mara there in support of ‘The Social Network’ and you there with her, Charlie. I would have screamed a little fangirl scream. (Not really. But maybe.)

    • Charlie McDowell says:

      bummed Social Network and Fincher didn’t win last night :(

      • Taylor D says:

        Yeah I’m sure you are Charlie:p Come on, The King’s Speech was a great film and really Fincher’s directed greater movies than that one.

      • Anna says:

        I am too. In all honesty, ‘The Social Network’ was one of the few films last year (or ever, really) that left my jaw hanging slightly askew and me seriously impressed.

  13. Rose says:

    Look at this, you go to the justin beiber movie and they go to the kings speech.

    Something is wrong here.

  14. Nicole says:

    Charlie, you are hilarious. Reading these posts just make me smile everyday. As much as they may annoy you, I hope those girls never move out–we wouldnt have anymore stories to read! :)

  15. Leila says:

    Sarah- I’m with you on that. I am flabbergasted that they would watch a movie like that. I wonder how that went…. “oh my gosh, do you see that hair that Helena Bonham Carter has?? It’s like a birds nest! I totally need to get her the number to my stylist! You’d think she’d have a good one by now…”

    All that aside, I can’t imagine they would get the plot to a movie like The King’s Speech. Seems a little heavy for them…

  16. Cam says:

    I saw the King’s Speech and i loved it and really? James Franco isnt “s-s-so h-h-hot”. He’s alright :)

  17. Brooke says:

    Hot is about all Franco was at the Oscars. Blegh.

  18. Jamie Lynn says:

    I loved The King’s Speech. But as for Franco being hot? Not so much. I thought Anne Hathaway was the hottest one.

    • KimeeFace says:

      Definitely Anne Hathaway. But then again, as a lesbian I am very partial to the beauty of women.

    • Kayli says:

      Anne Hathaway was fantastic last night.
      James Franco looked like he was trying to control a bad case of diahrea all night.
      (not exactly a lovely mental picture, but it’s rather accurate)

  19. Bertie says:

    I was checking this last night for Oscar posts!

  20. Sarah says:

    oh my

  21. maria says:

    “charlie bit my finga”

  22. maria says:

    “ouch charlie that really hurts”

  23. lauren(: says:

    he was twenty times hotter in pineapple express :p

  24. andie says:

    In their defense, this type of speech worked out super great for lady gaga in poker face….

  25. Annie says:

    psssst….it’s “franco”. James FRanco;)

    • trendywendy says:

      i’m surprised it took that many comments for someone to catch the typo…

  26. Elizabeth says:

    I lol’ed.
    And I think that’s all I need to say here.

  27. Ellie says:

    P.E: “Test tomorrow! you can bring in notes, but only enough to fit on one notecard!” I’m using a 4″8 card and writing extremely small.hah.

    And all i can say is Good luck, charlie, you’ll really need it!
    This will be worse than the 27dresses menu… because it’s them.

  28. Haley says:

    Unless they specifically mentioned imitating The King’s Speech, I can think of many other reasons why they might have had a stutter for the night…

  29. says:

    what would they do if they saw “my left foot’?

  30. LovelyLauren says:

    Franco is h-h-h-hot…… but he creeps me out…all thanks to watching General Hospital with my mommy.

  31. Alicia says:

    Can you quit it with the stutter,
    Or atleast do it in a mutter?
    Forget it, you girls are never short of a yell,
    You don’t talk, you just scream, giving Charlie hell.
    Now he’s forced to listen to your fake speech impediment,
    A school is where you two should be forced to be s-s-s-sent.

  32. Fran says:

    Oh Charlie. It’s time t-t-to m-m-mmmoove.

  33. CLV says:

    So i started reading this tonight, got as far back as early december, and even though i have to go to school early tomorrow i still read this till (let’s see rite now it is) 11:19 pm, this is hilarious. multiple instances where i had to shove my face into my pillow so my rents don’t wake up. some of the funniest stuff ever. I’m looking forward to more. goodnight

  34. Lala says:

    Maybe they’re just crying over how hot Franco is.

    That happens.

  35. Gina says:

    I didn’t get a post for my birthday yesterday =[

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  37. alexaluvs says:

    F-F-F-Franco was H-H-H-High

  38. Trina says:

    …Considering I didn’t watch the Oscars, I can’t say anything. Darn.

  39. Lonely Girl says:

    Be thankful that their only imitating the stutter and not the swearing. From what I heard it was pretty colorfull.

  40. Mary says:

    ch-ch-ch-charlie, hehe this is fab!
    and woo colin firth!

  41. Ann C. says:

    And here I was thinking they were done with movies…

  42. A Knight Who Says NI says:

    I would have loved to see the The Social Network win but I’m not even going to take issue with that.
    However, Fincher not winning Best Director is serious bullshit.

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