Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“Shit fucks! I pocket dialed my gyno while I was hooking up with Ryan!” Look on the bright side, I bet he’ll see you tomorrow now.
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First! And I gotta say, made my day, thanks Charlie!!!
so close. haha. and ditto on that. it was funny
“shit fucks” really? that’s a terrible use of words.
Sometimes things slip out. Don’t know why I’m defending them, but Shit Monkey slipped out of my mouth when I was on the phone the other day.
I made a mistake in lab today and the expletive that came out of my mouth was “Crepes in a handbasket!”
“Crepes in a handbasket” is my new favorite phrase. Thank you for that. I think I enjoyed this more than the most itself. xD
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i say shit fuck sometimes….
oops, no more lying on the patient history form.
My life is like one long pocket dial.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA, ha, hehehe
Uh….does she go to the doctor that much that she has him programmed into her phone?
i feel like we share a life, i have an idiot sister in the room next to me. i think she is the same breed as the GAM’s.
MY SISTER IS LIKE THAT TOO! I showed her this site and she said ‘well, they aren’t THAT bad!’
Fail.
oh, thank you for that Charlie.
(is it sad if this is the highlight of my day??)
Reminds me of Kainé. So in addition to their funny quotes, you also get to hear this? Does it wake you up at night?
You’re poor IQ must be dropping every time they open their mouths. Both my sisters are like this, thank god I no longer live with or near them. 1,500 miles is still not enough sometimes.
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Did they mean Fuck Socks?
Oh my goodness, I REALLY hope this doesn’t keep you up at night Charlie… But really?? “Shit fucks”?? O_o…
Shit fucks? hahaha who says that? XD
I really wanna sleepover with you just to listen to their strange ramblings :/
Ooooh, a listening party? That sounds like fun!
erm…not in a creepy way or anything. :s
There is no way of saying this that isn’t creepy…
Ooh fun! Can I come? I’ll bring popcorn =)
Annnnnnnd Sunchips? My favorite kind are the cheese flavored!
I’d love to join
I doubt this surprised him, he has seen her nether regions and it might have even cleared a few things up for him
I think usually it works the other way around in that profession.
Phew, Charlie you’re back! I thought you had taken that whole disowned thing seriously lol.
I’m sorry I disowned you, Charlie. I dodn’t really mean it. I just got carried away.
Why was her phone this close to her while “with ryan”????
I definitely had the same thought!
Well now, that’s just pure luck.
I’m surprised she had clothes on during her hook-up with Ryan to make the dial happen. Atta girl, keepin’ her morals straight.
Shit fucks. I haven’t written a poem for the other post yet…I’m behind.
Too many thoughts to process……
So what it the etiquette if you are a gynecologist who is butt dialed while your patient is in the process of using the equipment you service? Do you hang up? Listen for any strange noises like a mechanic trying to diagnose a problem w/ the engine?
How long did it take this poor beleaguered medical professional to figure out this was not an emergency call but instead a promo audio.
Did a receptionist take the call? If so is this grounds to sue their employer for harassment? They at least deserve a raise or combat pay.
And Shit Fucks… who says that? It sounds like a mid-40’s screen writer trying to be hip w/ the youngsters. So many unanswered questions, so many giggles.
i butt dial all the time!
I just want to know how one has the phone that close while “hooking up” with someone? and why would you care that you dialed the gyno? I mean it’s better than say…..Dad, who we know from an earlier post, definitely doesn’t need another glimpse into her sex life!
Okay this post kinda just brightened my night a little bit. My boyfriend just broke up with me and this got me to smile a little.
Aw, I’m sorry about your boyfriend. But this website does help ya smile ;)
Poor gy/obn office….
Can I live in the apartment below you and hear what you say?
I mean… shit fucks? I say “Oooh shit fuck” cause I heard it in that reel big fish song and giggled uncontrollably. But yeah, pocket dialing during a hook up is somewhat sketchy, what’s the point of a hook up if clothes are still on! No fun!
It was prolly in the early stages of a hook up before the clothes were removed.
Ohhh goodness(:
Read this one outloud, along with several others, today before my soccer game. We were all laughing, and I’m sure some of my friends’ll be reading now! :D
And we won our game! And I scored! So definitely reading more DGAM before the next game. (:
What was Ryan thinking??
just found this through Stumble and have told ALL of my friends.
please write books or something. very clever!
“Shit fucks!” Is not a complete sentence, what exactly is the shit fucking?
Nothing in particular, shit just likes to fuck.
Theres so much cussing today, gawsh o.O
Lol. Charlie, you make my day. I have obsessively stalked this site since I saw it on MLIA. o.0
One million likes. That’s how I stumbled upon this site, too, and it broke my MLIA habit.
Me too!
Yes!!! MLIA! High five!:)
Well perhaps he can make a diagnosis from that…
*shoves EvilLonelyGirl back into her corner* Sorry about that folks.
From ShitMyDadSays: “They’re offended? Fuck, shit, asshole, shitfuck; they’re just words…Fine. Shitfuck isn’t a word, but you get my point.” I think I’ve suddenly grown quite partial to the girls above you… xD
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You pocket dialed your gyno while hooking up with Ryan,
When listening on the other end I’m sure she was slowly dying.
She probably gave you the earliest appointment she could possibly book,
That’s what you get for calling her in bed while you shook.
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……Having your gynologist on speed dial is normal….. right?
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