Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“I can’t believe I checked out a homeless guy and even thought about giving him a dollar!” The cup I was holding HAD COFFEE IN IT!
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First comment!
FIRST IS THE WORST.
Whatever, I felt accomplished
…Second’s the best, third’s the one with the hairy chest. Ah, primary school memories.
…But you didn’t say anything, aside from ‘first comment’. Just saying :)
Sorry :D
Charlie, you really should’ve taken her dollar! :D
*ouch*
on the bright side, she checked you out.
You should have taken her dollar!
Maybe if you shaved your beard…
NEVERRRRR!!!
The hobo look is prime!
That encounter must have been better than a celebrity sighting. Then again that’s common for you.
at least she checked you out…?
I’m pretty sure he was being a little FUNNY, guys. They know he’s not homeless, and they know his name: Hairy Guy.
Hmm, maybe I should have said “girls”. I just noticed all your names aren’t exactly guy names. :P
They thought you were homeless? Ouch! & why does that make her feel bad??
I condition my beard. What more do they want?
Comb it.
Plait it? XD
comb over
Shave It ;)
NEVER. :o
shave “GAM” onto your chin
Dye it. XD
Mutton chops??
Make it really long and silky, then wear it like a scarf in the winter. Start your own trend, and GAU will totally admire you xD
BOP it!
Polished nails.
Lol. Omg, I’m thinking they may be sniffing something if they still don’t know you live in the same apartment complex.
Wait, do they think you are someone else every time they see you? I am so confused…
Maybe they have PROSOPAGNOSIA!!! Five imaginary points to anyone who doesn’t have to google what that is.
I bing-ed it…does that count? :P
I’m resisting the urge to look, does it mean that they have short term memory loss?
Um. Short term memory loss? Or that thing where you forget faces? Or bad gas? I dunno, random guesses.
Yesh! I love imaginary points.. Booyah, psych classes FTW!
Oh for anyone who wants to know, prosopagnosia is also sometimes called “face blindness”, because one who suffers from it cant recognize faces.
I enjoy how my post turned into a game show.
I knew this one, too! :D
Cognitive science major here
Totes learned this at the beginning of the semester awwwwww yeeeeeeee
That momentary game-show was a blast. I should go around the internet and start one in every blog I find.
Personally I would take the dollar and let them think I’m homeless. It could lead to some interesting happenstances.
Very nice post for my birthday :) heehee
Happy birthday!
A very happy birthday to you.
It’s your birthday? High-five! Mine too
It wasta very good birthday but the post made it better. At least i’m 16 now!
I’m sure you make a lovely homeless guy. I mean, I’d check you out…
Don’t we all do that already?
I would like you to know my sister introduced me to this sight, and i just spent an hour reading every entry. You have made my day, and possible my month. Thank you.
My mission is to make your year. Let me know how I can do that?
Another video. That would totally make my life.
Ditto to KimeeFace
You should take a creepy stalker picture of them so we can finally see what they look like!
To make my year, just keep going. The pictures and videos are true gems. While the girls above you are hilarious, your comments after are the best part. You’re hilarious.
Well at least she thinks you’re attractive…
ahahaha Was it actually you?
love it
What kind of coffee? D:
Lilly here. Charlie’s older sis. I usually read his posts on facebook, so this website comment thingy is new to me. Charlie said the cool people comment here. He said you write poems and like Sun chips. Is that true? And Charl, the beard is getting really long.
Hey!(:
Yeah we are the cool kids, if I may say so myself(:
I love sunchips, and occasionally write little poems, but Alicia is the best, she writes one for like every post. But from what I hear she is a bit behind.
(:
Everyone welcome my sister, Lilly to the website message board! I told her how cool all of you are, so please don’t let me down. Alicia, where’s the poem???
Alicia said she’s been really busy so take it easy on her, I’m sure she’ll post one soon.
Hey Lilly! I’m Alicia. I write the poems and I choked on my SunChips from laughing at the comments on here one time. I guess that explains it all. (And I have been really busy lately, so sorry that the poems aren’t up right away!) Anyway…today’s poem is right here, Charlie! Hope you like our little “family” we have here, Lilly!
The girls thought Charlie was homeless and wierd,
But they only thought that because of his beard.
From what we’ve heard from his sister, his beard is quite long,
So that’s probably why the girls percieved him all wrong.
Yet one of the girls was checking Charlie out!
‘Till she saw his cup and her mind filled with doubt.
On another note, we all welcome Lilly here today!
I hope she likes our community and remarks that we say.
It’s where comments are written that can make everyone smile,
So break out the SunChips and stick around for a while!
Alicia, that was fantastic. I would have choked on my tortilla chips but I remembered to swallow before reading the comments ;) Then I nearly choked anyway ^.^ Your poems are quite brilliant!
Amazing poem Alicia!
I love your poem Alicia!
And i love sunchips. Althought the only thing I ever choked on while reading this is Chinese food. It’s not as cool. :(
Lilly you’re very welcome here!
Welcome to the website family, Lilly! Do you ever go to Charlie’s and listen to the girls? Are they really this dumb?
Hey! Welcome to the family!
A very big welcome Lily!! and Alicia the poem was amazing once more!!
Now some one in the comment family is actually family!
Lilly! what a pretty name! so glad Charlie told you to come hang out with us! were definatly the coolest kids to read his posts.(and the best lookin to )
Welcome, welcome! And we do get some awesome poems here. Fo sho.
Hey Lilly!!
We sure are the awesome super cool kids and YES, we eat SunChips. Alicia is our poem writer and she totally ROCKS at it. Really hope you enjoy being part of our family!! :)
The delightfully blonde girls upstairs
Have mistaken Charlie for one of those creepy guys who hang out in the shadows of fairs
They nearly put a coin (the colour of toffee)
Into his cup (how were they to know it was full of coffee?)
Perhaps if he were to shave off his beard
That would stop these occurrences that are down right weird.
Thought I’d help Alicia out.
Long time reader, first time commenter. Don’t worry, I already know you all are awesome. I’ve been creeping the GAM comments like Charlie creeps on the girls. Keep up the awesome work, Charlie. :)
Thanks. And very cool name.
Thanks! I always thought it was more of a boy’s name, so thank you. :) If Alicia is ever unable to post a poem, I could write some. I’ve been writing them since I was 5. :)
How about a haiku instead of a regular poem?
They think you’re homeless,
But you nearly share a home,
Would it help to shave?
Someone should write a limerick. Those are always fun! :)
At least they’re somewhat generous.
I just love this post, got me through a very busy work day :)
Dahlin’ you are hilarious!
Alright, had to make a comment. There are some days where I think “There’s no way these girls can stay something that stupid.” Then I talk to my sister, love her, but I worry.
As a long time reader and first time commenter, all I can say is:
At least she didn’t put the dollar in your coffee.
Gosh, that would be bad!
I feel like it’s borderline impossible for these girls to be THAT stupid.
Big welcome to Lilly and Dakota!
So they butt-dial a guy while hokking up with a guy, are popping another guys back zits, whining about celebrating one person on v-day, worried a boyfriend is gay, are being followed by “mexican prostitutes”, and are now checking out a “homeless” charlie.
anyone else keeping a count?
I think it’s kind of like trying to count the stars, there’s so many you get confused and have to just keep starting over and really it’s just hopeless.
Why are they checking out homeless looking people? This is out of character for them.
I think I’d die laughing if they started referring to Charlie as “That homeless guy that lives downstairs.” XD
I think it would have to be that hairy homeless guy who lives downstairs!!!
That’s right! How could I have left out that necessary detail? xD
Long time lurker, first time poster!
I hope it’s not too late to join this odd little family, you seem to have a thing going…
i love this site more than i like when customers leave their cake when they finally leave the restaurant i work at. (and that’s a lot because tonight a basketball team left a third of a cosco cake)
I’ve always wanted to comment because I think your little family that’s going on here is completely awesome. This website is one of those things where you don’t know about it and then bang, you don’t remember daily life without it! Charlie, you rock, beard and all.
Wow! Thanks for the warm welcome guys. Alicia your poem is amazing! Now I see why Charlie loves you all so much :) I’ll stop by more often…
Thanks! And thanks to everyone else who liked it, too. ;) You guys are awesome.
Lilly you should definitely stop by regularly. I’m finally giving in to the posting of the commentness. I’ve been reading this site forever, and like someone else here said, I can’t remember life without it. And today seems to be as good as any to join the “GAM family”, so long as there are no objections.
And Alicia, I have always HATED poetry until I started reading yours. Nicely done! :)
Oh charlie yooh so funneh x’D
also, it’s been a really long time since i commented last.. HOLA ALL!
AH! my moms name is kari. i almost freaked out…..but then you said hola,and i knew my mom wasn’t cool enough to say that
Charlie-
Your website is totally awesome. Just needed to say that. I’ve spent all my spare time in the last few weeks reading all your posts, and I must say… I’ve been a very unproductive person because of it. But reading DGAM makes my day every time I visit! Keep up the stalking.
-Long time reader, first time commenter
absolutely love this site, definitely making my recovery all the better. I was worried that i was going to sit home and be completely bored but not with charlie and all the commentators. Thanks everybody!
Definitely made my day, as always. Perhaps you should carry an empty cup just so they will give you money.
I ran out of sunchips!!!!! Someone mail me a bag quick!!!! lol
Thanks so much!!! I loved that ;P You made my day.
They must honestly think you’re a different person every single time they see you. How many different people have you been so far? Like, 20? :)
Still frustrating to me that since Alicia has been doing the poetry here for awhile, other people seem to think it’s okay to go along and do the same thing. Not to be rude, but several of you look pretty pathetic with the fact you resort to copying others.
No one else is allowed to write poetry, EVER!
Now that that’s been cleared up. Harvest Cheddar, anyone?
I’ve never had SunChips.
COOL BEANS BRO.
Ahahahahaha, that’s hilarious!! Sorry, Charlie, but it is. Awww, well she DID check you out AND she almost gave you a dollar!!!
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Awesome publish buddy i must bookmark your feed….
Hi, this is my first time commenting, but I’ve been reading your letters for awhile. Charlie, you are hilarious. And plus, this means at least he *did* check you out…
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You have numerous nice points here. I did a research on the subject and discovered nearly all peoples will agree with you….
If only she HAD given you the dollar. A gift from one of the girls?
You could have put it in a frame on your wall.
And a little note at the bottom of my post:
Welcome to the official site Lilly! And yes. Alicia’s poems are wonderful. And if i say so myself, we are the coolest people! Also, sunchips are yummy. But the only thing I’ve choked on cuz of this site is Chinese food. Not as cool. :(
haha, hilarious post. I <3 DGAM!! charlie, you are amazing.:D. actually this is my 1st time commmenting… so, Hello everyone! hehe
Hey Charlie, I think you should grow out your beard, and wear a belt around it, and see if they recognize you as Dumbledore from that one ‘floppy’ book!
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