Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Feb

18

“I know this might sound stupid..” Not again, please no– “But does air have any fat calories in it?” 9-1-1.

Feb

17

This morning we number two’d at the same time. I believe you used toilet paper once, versus my three times…showoff.

Feb

16

“How do I vote for Best Actor? If Bieber doesn’t win for Never Say Never, I’m done with movies.” Oh God, please be done with movies.

Feb

15

“In Home Depot’s parking lot there were a bunch of Mexican prostitute guys trying to get into my car!” Different type of worker.

Feb

14

“I like beyond hate Valentine’s Day. Who wants to celebrate only fucking one person?” I’m hoping my girlfriend.

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