Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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Dear Girls Above Me,
“I know this might sound stupid..” Not again, please no– “But does air have any fat calories in it?” 9-1-1.
17
Dear Girls Above Me,
This morning we number two’d at the same time. I believe you used toilet paper once, versus my three times…showoff.
16
Dear Girls Above Me,
“How do I vote for Best Actor? If Bieber doesn’t win for Never Say Never, I’m done with movies.” Oh God, please be done with movies.
15
Dear Girls Above Me,
“In Home Depot’s parking lot there were a bunch of Mexican prostitute guys trying to get into my car!” Different type of worker.
14
Dear Girls Above Me,
“I like beyond hate Valentine’s Day. Who wants to celebrate only fucking one person?” I’m hoping my girlfriend.
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