Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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Dear Girls Above Me,
“So I missed that eclipse thingy last night. I’ll just catch it next year.” The previous solstice lunar eclipse occurred in 1638.
20
Dear Girls Above Me,
“I have a really important question: Is it possible to just lose like 4 pounds with the Lap-Band?” Why stray from anorexia?
16
Dear Girls Above Me,
“If I got a dime for every sex dream a guy’s had of me, I’d have like 500 dollars and 75 cents.” Unfortunately dimes can’t make that number.
15
Dear Girls Above Me,
“You hear that? I think the guy downstairs is having gay sex! He keeps screaming out DEREK.” Nope, just watching the Lakers game.
14
Dear Girls Above Me,
“(singing) I love Zac Efron cause he’s so delicious, gone goldfishin’.” Thanks for getting this stuck in my head at the DMV.
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