Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Dec

21

“So I missed that eclipse thingy last night. I’ll just catch it next year.” The previous solstice lunar eclipse occurred in 1638.

Dec

20

“I have a really important question: Is it possible to just lose like 4 pounds with the Lap-Band?” Why stray from anorexia?

Dec

16

“If I got a dime for every sex dream a guy’s had of me, I’d have like 500 dollars and 75 cents.” Unfortunately dimes can’t make that number.

Dec

15

“You hear that? I think the guy downstairs is having gay sex! He keeps screaming out DEREK.” Nope, just watching the Lakers game.

Dec

14

“(singing) I love Zac Efron cause he’s so delicious, gone goldfishin’.” Thanks for getting this stuck in my head at the DMV.

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