Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“Holy Kardashian! The world is seriously coming to an end, there are TWO rainbows outside!” Seems like a pretty gay way to go out.

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  1. Mr. Adam says:

    Double rainbow all the way.

  2. sheila says:

    Did they really just say “Holy Kardashian”… ?

  3. Laurbugg says:

    Wow. I’m truly speechless. That is possibly one of the funniest/stupidest statements they have ever made.

    What makes them think that double rainbows mean the end of the world?

  4. Bonzai says:

    One if by rain, two if by snow.

  5. Alicia says:

    There once were two dumb hoes,
    Who mistook a double rainbow,
    They thought it was a sign,
    That meant the end of time,
    Ah, those stupid bimbos…

  6. Ginny says:


  7. Cygnus says:

    Thanks for sending me on a 10 minute day dream about the end times as directed by James Cameron and choreographed by Busby Berkeley. Men in top hats and spats leaping energetically across smoking fissures opening in the pavement as buildings fall. A whole chorus line of spangled women with gleaming white smiles riding shark grey frothing tsunami waves into port cities. Carnage and mayhem all framed perfectly under a technicolor double rainbow. Perhaps these girls are some kind of fractal universe muses sent to inspire via the insipid.

  8. Emily says:

    Wow…although, if we DID go out by double rainbows it’d be a way more pleasant than what I read in “The Road”.

  9. Emma says:

    It’s a double Rainbow! :D

  10. Hayley says:

    Please tell me that you’re joking about the “Holy Kardashian” part… XD

  11. Amanda says:

    Wow… for as dumb as they are, I’m shocked that they don’t watch youtube or Tosh.0. Double rainbow was pretty popular. Or do they not know what double means? Of course them not using the internet would explain why they don’t know about your site.

  12. TanTan says:

    Well, North Korean propaganda says that Kim Jong Il was born under a double rainbow. Perhaps their exclamation is just witty and biting commentary on the dangers of the North Korean nuclear program.
    That’s probably what they meant, right? (b^_^)b

    • Robert says:

      Do you really think they would know this? lol

      • Nobody says:

        a double rainbow is also symbolic of transformation, and the parralell between our earthly plight and our hevanly journey…plus double rainbows would really be 4 technichally speaking because one is the rainbow itself while the other seems to be it’s “reflection” based off having enough light to refract it’s opposite mirrord image hence one goes from red to violet and the other violet to red! maybe they do study on the internet. the belief that double rainbows are a sign of the end times is common amongst wiccan, druid, and other “earthly” belief systems… and it would appear that most events that have altered history have occured during sightings of double rainbows…not just births but also deaths, and during “mass” miracles…so it is easy to trace where the beleif comes from for transiton…and the gay thing is just gays trying to justify themselves to a religion that is not really getting the message behind the words…we all want to rip apart that which has made us bitter…w/e floats the happy boat, and tickles the fuzzy peach!

      • Icygrl says:

        nobody i lost you after “a double rainbow is also symbolic”

        you confused me :(

      • Nobody says:

        Yeah! sorry about that I get wrapped up sometimes…What part was confusing?

  13. Icygrl says:

    check it out!!!….the double rainbow song!!!

  14. allana says:

    woooah! double rainbow!

  15. Taylor D says:

    Okay this is my new favorite post,haha. Although it’s true a double rainbow is a much more stylish and trendy way to go out. Fire and explosions/earthquakes are so overrated!

  16. Icygrl says:

    Charlie never stop doing this blog i would die if you did

    this is my joy everyday!!!!

  17. Kamella says:



  18. Charlotte says:

    If there are any shy guys who read this (I’m not referring to Mario…)
    I need advice. I think this guy is cute, but I don’t know him. We’re both really shy people and I want to talk to him, but I have no idea how to just randomly approach him. Any suggestions?

    • Charlie McDowell says:

      Send him to this message board:

      Hey, Shy Guy, what’s up? How’s life in the shy lane? Awesome. Well, as you can see you have this cool chick named Charlotte thinking you’re cute. I have no evidence to confirm her statement, but I’m gonna trust her on this one. There comes a time in every shy dude’s life where he’s gotta step outside the shy shell and pull out some James Bond maneuvers. This is your time my friend. Charlotte ain’t gonna wait around forever…

      Charlotte, this will either get Shy Guy to ask you out, or some really Creepy Guy from my message board to start stalking you. Either way, good luck.


      • Charlotte says:

        Thanks, Charlie. That just made me smile. Now I just have to talk to him and casually bring up this website. :) Thanks for looking out for me, it means a lot.

    • Icygrl says:

      i hav the same problem…

    • Icygrl says:

      that would be me being shy and liking a shy guy^^^ not Charlie’s stalking thing

  19. Emily says:

    So I’ve heard of a saying that every time you see a rainbow, God is having gay sex. Would a double rainbow mean that he’s having a threesome?

  20. Katt says:

    Would the world explode if there were 3 rainbows? Hmmm…someone should figure out these things :P

    • Icygrl says:

      ok so i hate my computer lit teacher and she said that she once saw seven….is it possible???…highly doubt it but shes kinda crazy

    • pb says:

      i have seen a triple rainbow a few times.

      read this blog a few times before, first comment.

  21. Kristina says:

    Am I the only one who (not so) secretly envies the people who get replies from Charlie?
    They’re like celebrities.

  22. Dolores Umbridge says:

    Dare I question the validity of their saying “Holy Kardashian”?

  23. icygirl says:

    this is my first time posting and im a huge fan, and i dont want to seem like a troll, but please block icygrl. the accesive comments are kinda annoying…

    • Icygrl says:


      • Nobody says:

        Don’t be sad…the only thing i want blocked are the advertisement bots… Everyone else just adds to this place…Or put that brilliant brain of yours back to work and come up w/ a better name…i know you can! i like the double play on words… ;D

  24. Icygrl says:

    this is new too me too so im excited
    and y did u take my name thats not very nice

  25. Theresa says:

    yayyy! too bad im jewish……

  26. Alicia says:

    Anyone have any crazy Christmas traditions to talk about?

    • Scarlette says:

      im german and we celebrate saint nicolouse day… pretty much, on dec. 6 you put a boot outside and Santa fills it with chocolate :) yummy!

  27. Theresa says:

    lol Im totally kidding..creating awkward situations is my calling. :) Merry Christmas to you as well!

  28. astraloasis says:

    Charlie if you turn gay, let me know :)

  29. Taylor D says:

    Merry Christmas Charlie:) Now, back to finishing my gift wrapping!

  30. Theresa says:

    LMFAO !

  31. Santa says:

    Ho! Ho! Ho! I hope you’ve all been good boys and girls this year! None of you children better be on my naughty list! My elves just finished making that new laptop you wanted, Charlie! And for the girls above you… Nice big lumps of coal! But I could use a few more Ho Ho Hos if you if you know what I mean… Have a Merry Christmas, everybody! Ho! Ho! Ho!

  32. Alicia says:

    Tell the truth. Who else read that with a Santa Clause voice in their head?

  33. jmoody says:

    I never thought stupid girls like these existed.
    Now I have to reevaluate my thoughts on Santa…

  34. Courtney says:

    Good to see I wasn’t the only one who had the double rainbow song play through their head. =]
    Charlie, this didn’t just make my day – it made my LIFE. Thanks for this site!

  35. Iskell says:

    Merry Christmas Charlie :) your letters make me laugh everytime
    :D do you celebrate Christmas? :p

    • Charlie McDowell says:

      I do. I’m horribly wrapping Christmas presents for my family as we speak.

      • Taylor D says:

        Haha,if you’d like any pointers just remember to go easy on the tape and if you can’t wrap it then bag it. That’s what always helps me. Thank you for the laughs Charlie and I hope you have an awesome Christmas day with the fam!

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  37. Justanotherreader says:

    you sir must have an interesting life… in a way i feel bad for them, in another i hope the keep up this retarded crap for the rest of our enjoyment, thank you for posting all of this and making my early Christmas morning. BRAVO

  38. Charlie McDowell says:

    Thanks for the comments everyone. You guys are awesome. You make me laugh everyday.

  39. Fliss says:

    Hey, will you be residing under GAM over Christmas day?

  40. Kingsley Shacklebolt says:

    The real question here is, which Kardashian? If they’re going to declare that something is holy, they ought to be more specific.

    • hufflepuffFIND says:

      exactly. and what if it was one of the younger half sisters? are they a kardashian too? if so it just makes it that much more ambiguous.

    • Jenny says:

      I believe they were referring to the Holy Kardashian Trinity. (the half-siblings haven’t reached Holy status… yet)

  41. Jen says:

    Okay, this is definatly my favorite.

  42. john says:

    whoever posted the double rainbow link on youtube, thanks for destroying a couple of hours of my life. I cant get that ^*$%# out of my head now..



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