Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“He goes ‘penny for your thoughts,’ I said, dad, a pair of Louboutins and I’ll tell everything.” He can visit my website for free.

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  1. Becca says:

    I have a feeling if he visits your website that he’ll find out much more about his daughter then he ever wanted to know.

  2. being nice says:

    im guilty of this, well except that i ask for a Les Paul

  3. Alexis says:

    Does he really want to know what goes on up there?

    I’m the Birthday girl!

  4. Charlie McDowell says:

    I gonna try this with my mom and score a pair of penny loafers.

    • Alicia says:

      That’s not a bad idea, but do you actually have a secretive side or do you just really want some loafers?

      And now for my poem:

      True, this site is free,
      But I don’t think he’d want to see
      All Charlie had to say
      About her each and every day.
      Because it isn’t pretty,
      It’s just a plain pitty
      That they’re probably both the same,
      And that’s a damn shame.

  5. FindingNemo says:

    thing is, what she said is actually pretty clever. im impressed

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  7. Eliza says:

    Why the heck would her dad want to know anything? Most men with daughters her age would pay NOT to know what their daughters do.

    • notforyou says:

      that depends completely on what they think their daughters are doing.

      im pretty sure my dad would ask, but that’s just because i would probably spend my time thinking about science, math, or something like that. he knows this and encourages it.

  8. simplematter says:

    louis vuittons?

  9. simplematter says:

    just kidding!
    haha i’m not too good with brands

  10. Christina says:

    You know, Charlie, I feel your pain. My neighbours on both sides are extremely loud and the walls are paper thin. Although, I think you might be better off as the girls say some pretty funny things where as I’m stuck with a family on one side who shout and swear at each other all the time and a family on the other side with a load of loud children. =P

  11. jena says:

    Holy shit! I didn’t know what those were, I figured shoes, but did you see the prices? I bet Daddy doesn’t want to know that bad!

  12. Chris says:

    Wow, if he really wants to know, he should just visit this site. Those shoes are expensive as crap!

  13. Mark says:

    Hey. . . .at least she has good taste.

  14. HI-larious says:

    She probably doesn’t even have enough thoughts to get those shoes. I mean, it is a lot of pretty pennies.

    • Michelle says:

      This was my first thought, too. Heck, she probably doesn’t have enough thoughts to cover a pair of sneakers from Wal-mart.

  15. NK says:

    Hey Charlie, it’s your one year anniversary! What are you getting them?

  16. lily says:

    i want to know if charlie had to look up how to spell “louboutins” ;D

  17. Jess from South Africa says:

    Your blog kicks so much ass, it astounds me. I wish my neighbors were cooler though! All i have to deal with is very bad opera singing…

  18. Elin says:

    oh dear, i wonder what there father is like

  19. Ree says:

    I love your website! I’m (hopefully) moving to a new apartment soon and I noticed that sound carries way too well. Soon I will be the Girl Above Someone and I hope that I can afford them even half the entertainment that yours have, with a sixth of the facepalming.

    • Lequia says:

      I’m so happy to see that I’m not the only one who wishes that. :p *giggles*

    • Bridget says:

      My sister is planning on moving into an apartment soon, and I reffered her to this site as to why she should go for the second floor. I doubt she’ll listen to me, but maybe she’ll listen to Charlie’s plight.

  20. Lexi says:

    You’ve been doin this for a year!
    You started last year on Dec 30
    Congrates Charlie!

  21. Alicia says:

    Should you be celebrating your anniversary because the blog is a hit, or crying because you’ve had two annoying girls above you for over a year? Either way, good luck in the new year!

  22. Taylor D says:

    Happy new year Charlie! Also happy anniversary to DGAM, I remember reading the very first few tweets you made about them a year ago and it’s been making me laugh ever since.Hope you post again soon.

    Happy new year to everyone else as well!

  23. Icygrl says:

    Happy new year everyone!!!!!!!! =]

  24. Alicia says:

    It’s the start of a new decade!

    • Hermione Granger says:

      We’ve begun the new decade. We’re a year in now.

      Are a DGAM?

      • Savannah says:

        No, Alicia is right. 2011 is the start of a new decade. There was no year 0 AD. It started with 1 AD. The first decade was years 1-10, meaning that the next decade started with year 11. Each new decade year ends in a 1.

      • Icygrl says:

        In reply to Savannah…….Here Here!

  25. Indra says:

    Charlie, I just wanted to say thank you for making this blog. Today I came home around 3am from the worst night ever. I was crying a lot, and really depressed. Then I read your latest posts, and you made me stop crying and laugh. Thank you so much. <3

  26. Halle says:

    First, I love how nice and intelligent all these comments are :)
    I’m pretty sure Daddy would have a heart attack if he read this website.

  27. David says:

    This is a shoe in for my favorite DGAM letter of the year.

  28. Christy says:

    How do you hear everything they say?

    • Alicia says:

      He sits in his sink. (I was surprised when I found out, too) There’s a picture of it somewhere.

  29. Jennifer Thoresson says:

    Please oh please could we please have a iphone app so I can easily follow the drama on the go??

  30. Shelly says:

    You pronounce it “Lou (like the name) Boo, Tins”. I like the bad pun “A shoe in…” lol <3

  31. Genuinely informatory clause keep on sharing more informatory clauses which will help me and many others….

  32. Sam =] says:

    Little unimportant note~

    I am the person that was called icygrl but I changed my name.

    Told you it was unimportant.

  33. taylor says:

    dear Charles. May I call you Charles? Good. Are you dead? Circle one: yes no maybe.

    I can not survive another mediocre day, or 2011 for that matter, without the stupidity of your neighbors. Stupidity may have been harsh. Nah, no. No it’s not. it’s perfect. Update soon. If you’re not dead.

    From, Taylor.

    • Sarah says:

      I check this about every half an hour hoping that there’ll be another post…I feel your pain.

      Dear Charlie,
      Please don’t be dead. Reading your posts make my day.

  34. Alicia says:

    I keep doing the same thing…and then my hopes fall when I see there’s no new post. Ho-hum.

    Oh and Icygirl…er Sam:] I mean…Welcome back. Haven’t seen your posts in a while.

  35. feedmelaughter says:

    I am utterly disappointed at least twice a day when I find that there isn’t a new post yet. I wish you the best. Your wit brightens my day. :) Happy New Year!

  36. Jordan says:

    And I’m still surviving Charlie! Thank you so much for making me feel like crap over a boy, to making me cry from laughing so hard. You are truely a master.

    • Grammar Nazi says:

      ‘And I’m still surviving, Charlie! Thank you so much for making me go from feeling like crap over a boy, to making me cry from laughing so hard. You are truly a master.’ -Sorry for the correction, being obsessed with grammar makes you do bitchy things. Anyway, I’m glad you’re feeling better; Charlie hasn’t been around lately.

  37. Theresa says:

    Yo Charlie! Where are you…? I think we’re all going a little mad without new posts. (OMG have the girls gotten smart?! AHH!)

  38. Alicia says:

    I HIGHLY doubt that.

  39. Charlie McDowell says:

    Sorry everyone! I was out of town for a few days. I got some much needed rest and now I’m sitting in the sink listening the the ladies.

  40. Sophie says:

    *Louis Vuitton

    it’s okay i had to google the correction. :)



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