Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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Dear Girls Above Me,
“I can fully admit you’re better at yoga, but it’s totally offensive you’re claiming to be a faster texter.” Umm, should I leave?
21
Dear Girls Above Me,
“It’s Wear Purple Day? Now I have an excuse to match my new bra and panties!” Putting an end to teen bullying one thong at a time.
20
Dear Girls Above Me,
“Mom, 600$ in parking tickets is normal for LA, the street signs are so confusing!” I stood there for hours.
19
Dear Girls Above Me,
“I pretended to take out my wallet but he never stopped me! Who makes a hot girl split the bill?!” The guy you still slept with.
18
Dear Girls Above Me,
“What do you think happened first, tea bagging or like actual tea bags?” Is this your version of the chicken or the egg?
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