Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Oct

15

Your “friend” from last night was fun, but did he need to grunt, “You like that,” over and over? It seemed pretty clear you did.

Oct

14

“Did you hear that all these kids were rescued in Chile after being trapped in some mountain?” Miners, not minors.

Oct

13

“I watched a special on conjoined twins and all I could think about was karate chopping them to freedom.” You should be a doctor.

Oct

12

“Shut up! Saddam Hussein is dead? I thought that’s who we’ve been looking for in those caves?” You’re thinking of Fred Flintstone.

Oct

11

“I found out he’s taking me to a 3D movie! If the glasses aren’t cute I will literally die.” Just focus on not making out with air.

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