Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“I can fully admit you’re better at yoga, but it’s totally offensive you’re claiming to be a faster texter.” Umm, should I leave?

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    :) Thank you for the smile you always seem to put on my face. After failing another Calculus 3 homework I needed it.

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    You simply can not realize how much I envy the humorous things you overhear. GAM is the first page I check every time I get on the computer lol. Keep up the eavesdropping! :)

  3. being nice says:

    ooo cat fight. Charlie, you can be the referee!

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  5. Ginny Weasley says:

    At least they have their priorities straight.

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    ahhh, so nice to live in a single family home.

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  12. Cassandra says:

    Dear Charlie,
    After seeing numerous posts about your father, I decided to google him. You are automatically famous no matter what you do. You have done an excellent job at making a name for yourself, as now almost my whole school of 1400 knows who you are. Congrats. And on the show as well.

    • Charlie McDowell says:

      1400 know who I am?! That’s pretty cool. Can I come teach a class on how to write “letters” to your neighbors?

  13. Menja says:

    Dear charlie, they found out i suppose…
    Here’s the link:

    • Britt says:

      just because there is a post about this website on dear blank please blank doesn’t necessarily mean it’s by the girls. anyone could have submitted that..
      besides, do you really think they would be smart enough to figure out this site is about them anyway? think about it my darling.

      • Menja says:

        Good question, but i suppose theres only a sertain amount of idiocy two poeple can have, and two dumb people united can be a pretty, well, dangerous thing, so if it really is them…. Only thinking, only thinking

      • Kit says:

        Yknow, I understand what you’re thinking, but I really just doubt that the girls would respond to finding out about this blog by posting on a site like ‘Dear blank, please blank.’ Especially if you don’t know if “the guy below you” even knows about that site, would you really post on it in that situation?

      • Britt says:

        good point kit (:

      • Menja says:

        Oh come on people,
        I believe if it were them they would post it on dear blank, please blank, simply because it would subconciously proove their stupidity

  14. Zazu says:

    I like your blog Charlie- but I’m curious- do you actively eavesdrop on these girls… Or do their conversations waft into your appartment and and force them self on you?

  15. Sara says:

    Was there a stiletto throw down?

  16. Menja says:

    Good question, let me think about it

  17. Kourtni says:

    That really is just absolutely hilarious, as are all of these things… I pity you. There should be a law on how much stupid you can listen to in any given amount of time.

  18. Laine says:

    Charlie, random question. What do you think is the biggest word you’ve ever heard one of these girls use? I started thinking about that because of the Dear Guy Below Us site, where in one entry they use “Stipulation” and I’m not sure Claire or Cathy would know what that means ….

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