Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Oct

20

“Mom, 600$ in parking tickets is normal for LA, the street signs are so confusing!” I stood there for hours.

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  1. Taylor says:

    Haha :)

  2. Alison says:

    No Tow-Away! Stopping Any Time

  3. Lauren says:

    bless them.

  4. Alexis says:

    You’re a genius.

  5. Raine says:

    XD nice

  6. brenda says:

    hilarious! hhahaha love your flannel, by the way (:

  7. […] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Charlie McDowell, Veronica Cybulski, Stephanie Kallens, Laurie, Mitsuko Bear and others. Mitsuko Bear said: RT @charliemcdowell: Dear GAM, “Mom, 600$ in parking tickets is normal for LA, the street signs are so confusing!” I stood there for hours. http://bit.ly/aaW3g8 […]

  8. Gennie says:

    After following DGAM for a while, I’m not surprised that they would find simple traffic laws difficult to grasp.

    I can hear it now: “But officer, I know it was a one way street…I was only driving one way!”

  9. Alexis says:

    Will you marry me already?

  10. Deejay says:

    Your amazing! I’m waiting for you to make a movie lol

  11. Sarah says:

    haha I love it! and you!

  12. Britt says:

    i enjoy your shirt. just saying, (:

  13. esther says:

    ha! not surprised…also please tell me you did not get rid of your magnificent beard

  14. Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk says:

    It’s my birthday today. Thanks for making me chuckle.

  15. Leila says:

    Charlie, you always make me smile. :) Especially after a frustrating day at work. But I imagine having these girls live above you can seem a lot like work too….

  16. Charlotte says:

    Did you cut your hair? It looks different-ish.
    But thank you for making my day c:

  17. Jillllllllllllllian :) says:

    You’re such a rebel :)

  18. Sara says:

    This might be my favorite letter yet. Thanks Charlie.

  19. Grace says:

    By far my favorite this month. Thanks, Charlie. BTW, just like everyone else, love the shirt. :)

  20. Suze says:

    I dunno…that sign could say, “Stopping any time”…right?? It’s a blond defense ;)

  21. Tina says:

    How old are these girls???

  22. Siena says:

    nice bum, where ya from? …oh right, la…

  23. laurieinseattle says:

    Just discovered your letters, I had to go back and read all of them. They are absolutely freaking hilarious! So glad I am not alone with the obnoxiously loud neighbors, sadly mine aren’t as entertaining. Although I’m think the one above me has a team of Clydesdales as pets that like to run from one end of the apartment to the other ever other day at 5am.

    Anyway, looking forward to more letters!

  24. Jacalin says:

    Oh hon, I would stop for that in a heartbeat! Love your blog by the way!

  25. Madisen says:

    Hahaha this made me extremely happy, after a terrible day (:

  26. Tay says:

    I have two neighbors above me also. They aren’t dumb blondes though, they’re super geeky lol. Today they discussed trolls versus ogres for three and a half hours…it got very intense. I would totally trade you lol

    • Karen says:

      You could have your own ‘dear GAM’ website, instead of girls it could be ‘dear geeks above me!’ i reckon it could be funny!

  27. Matt says:

    I shouldn’t talk, I’ve had some hefty speeding tickets and parking fines…

    http://www.1001awfulthings.com/the-top-1001

  28. stressed says:

    dear charlie,
    just freaked about my english coursework which has to be handed in this evening – I have to re-write all of it and this helped calm me down.
    thankyou very much charlie
    BTW I am in england so it is infact 6:30 here :)

    • baaaaa says:

      You live in england? no way! i didnt know there was anyone else in this country that read this :P
      where abouts? Im in the east :)

  29. Amused says:

    Wish my neighbors from last year would have been this amusing. Instead… they were terrifying! Drunk every night, multiple hallway fights, a BEAGLE of all friggin dogs to have in an apartment (can we stay non-stop, all day barking and howling???), and a domestic violence charge. Took a year to get them evicted! And believe me, when they did, it was the happiest day of my life.

  30. oh golly! says:

    hahaha that’s great! you are oh so clever :)

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    This totally made my day :)

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