Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Oct

19

“I pretended to take out my wallet but he never stopped me! Who makes a hot girl split the bill?!” The guy you still slept with.

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  1. will says:

    God I wish that worked for me.

  2. amy says:

    Their modesty never ceases to amaze me.

  3. Elizabeth says:

    wow

  4. Razputine says:

    Wow… I just found this yesterday, finished reading all of the old posts, and am just astounded that such people exist outside of crappy sitcoms… Truly amazing…

  5. Elin says:

    i’m hot and i have no problem splitting the bill. gosh GAM get over yourselfs

  6. Melissa says:

    I want to know what the topic of discussion was on this date. How do you feel about posing as a waiter next time?

  7. Ginny Weasley says:

    Maybe he felt like if he paid the full ticket that’d make her an escort since the sex was already guaranteed.

  8. Justin says:

    If you’re going to be a pain in the ass, you’re gonna have to pay for it!

    • Em says:

      that was perfectly put, Justin. Whoever you are, if I ever end up on a date with you, just let me know that I’ll end up paying the bill(:

  9. Teresa says:

    I don’t know what she’s bitching about- I’m sure she just ordered a salad and water.

  10. Mikey says:

    Hilarious!

  11. Alsashia says:

    Oh snap! Someone got told!

  12. Stephanie says:

    Did you have to hear their/her sexcapades last night too?

  13. johnnie says:

    i’ve actually done this. never felt bad about it. she paid for the entire suite and was NOT expecting it

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