Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Oct

18

“What do you think happened first, tea bagging or like actual tea bags?” Is this your version of the chicken or the egg?

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  1. Katherine says:

    You make me laugh. Thank you Charlie :)

  2. Jen says:

    Don’t mean to sound stupid but.. is this for real? Do girls above you say these things?

    • Kate says:

      Dear Jen,
      Your disbelief is not stupid. I wonder the same thing. I ask myself regulary ‘Can anyone be so stupid and still remember to breathe?’

      • K says:

        Actually, breathing is controlled by the Medulla, the part of your brain that functions automatically.
        So these girls really can exist. ;D

    • Denirae says:

      I understand your question. I find these hilarious, but sometimes I have to wonder if the girls truly exist, or if Charlie is just incredibly clever…

  3. Bertie says:

    It makes you wonder… The tea bag came into existance around 1908.
    I can find no history for the other term!

  4. Justin says:

    It makes sense…The inventor of the tea bag would name his product after ‘tea bagging’. What a sick mind the he must of had.

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    I love dumb chics.

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  8. Ginny Weasley says:

    Oh Charlie, how can you live below these people and still have faith in humanity?

    • Grace says:

      Ginny, I believe WE are the reason he has faith in humanity. Those of us who have a sense of humor, that is ;)

  9. Melissa says:

    Priceless. I’m not sure which is funnier, the quote or the fact that there was an ad right next to it for “Mighty Leaf Tea Bags.” Hmmm

  10. Louisa says:

    The sad thing is that I can see this being almost philosophical for them.

  11. Aby says:

    hahah i think this is the dumbest one everr

  12. Christa says:

    I would die if I lived underneath these girls. Stupidity is something I dislike. Though the world needs both stupid and smart people alike, I suppose!

    Lmao. Why don’t you look it up in the Oxford English Dictionary, girls? Though I doubt “teabagging” will be in there..

  13. Ancel says:

    Oh wow, I thought the kids at my school were stupid. I feel bad for you,no, I feel horrible for you.

  14. Momentie says:

    Really? I’ll bet these girls are the type that would buy meat at the store because they reason that no animals where harmed that way.

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    HAH! Lovely.

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    WOW Charlie we know you are awesome but how come you never told us you are awesome and famous, what you didn’t trust your internet friends?

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    I love deargirlsaboveme, I can’t get enough of it. Surely the girls say many many stupid things, would you consider maybe putting more than one quote from them up a day sometimes?

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    Do the girls know about this site?

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