Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“I regret making my therapist a mix CD for her Birthday. She’s gonna over analyze that Eminem song.” You DO have similar mom issues.

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  1. Makemelaugh says:

    Your life puts mine to shame.

  2. rees says:

    A drunk man once paraded up and down the hallway outside my hotel room in the middle of the night shouting, “HELLO! HELLO?”, but I don’t think that would make a very good blog. You make me want to get an apartment. Who says thin walls are a bad thing?

  3. squsshi says:

    Waaaaaiit… Are you Malcolm McDowells son? Charles Malcolm McDowell?

  4. Charlie McDowell says:

    I wish they had therapy at their apartment. It doesn’t seem fair that they’re keeping stuff from me.

  5. Megan says:

    This is exactly why I stopped making my therapist mix cds years ago..

  6. Laurenn says:

    Charlie, i’ve been reading through all of the old ones and have actually been laughing out loud. your comments are what make cathy and claire even more epic :)
    also, it is really cool that you’re the clockwork orange guy’s son, but it doesn’t matter that you’re not a nobody anymore.
    you deserve to be famous, even if it isn’t for this :)
    please never ever stop this blog?

    • joey says:

      What of they move out and an old couple move in?

      “I got the new lowfat dried prunes today. Let’s see if it makes me more regular”

  7. Sydney says:

    i live in an apartment and my grandparents just moved into the one next to me. i miss my old neighbors!

    • john says:

      man, i feel sorry for you. Make sure next time your S.O. is over, to be as loud as possible ;) Im sure you will hear about it soon enough. LOL

  8. Jessica says:

    Ha ha, this one is as fantastic as the rest!
    And it’s ironic to me because it’s my birthday, and this post is about a birthday.
    Keep up the good eavesdropping, Charlie!

  9. Michelle says:

    will you update us on their no-doubt slutty halloween night?

  10. j-p says:

    She has a therapist?? As wasteful as if Stephen Hawking paid for yoga sessions.

  11. Becca says:

    I like Eminem. I kinda like the fact that we have this in common. But I’m not sure why someone would make his or her therapist a cd…

  12. Danielle says:

    yay! A post on my birthday!

  13. Grace says:

    So, I’ve been having a REALLY bad month and hadn’t read this in awhile… You made me smile for the first time today!

  14. Marie says:

    What do you think will happen if they find out?

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  16. Kathy says:

    Just found this; I feel a bit ashamed to be named Kathy. XD

  17. May says:

    i just discovered this site (through MLIA) and i love it! are they really going to make a series about them?

  18. Jackie says:

    One of my goals in life is to learn as much as I can and this blog definitely teached me some things.

  19. dressok says:

    ah! i like it so much

  20. Becca says:

    I’m not sure if anyone has metioned this or if I’m as ignorant as your neighbors, but i cannot see the whole archives. I can only see the last 5 or 6 posts from each month.

  21. Becca says:

    I’s not the last 5 or 6..I’m seeing posts toward the end of the month..and we have to follow on twitter for full access?

  22. Ally says:

    After clicking the month scroll down and click “older entries”

  23. Meghan says:

    Hello :) Is it alright that I kinda off topic? I’m trying to view your blog on my new iPad but it won’t show correctly, any suggestions? Shall I try and find an update for my computer or something? Thank you for the help I hope! Meghan x :)

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    Great post…..worth reading it and sharing on facebook…

  25. Krysta says:

    so this may be a little random now, but when you actually refer to your mom i never realized that you were referring to mary steenburgen… from the proposal right?? that’s freaking aweseome.

  26. Christa says:

    Wait…why would they need therapy? You can’t pick someone’s brain if they don’t have one.

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