Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


My mom stopped by and I had to SHUSH her so I could hear all about “Jen’s new tatas.” She headed for the door…I didn’t stop her.

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  1. Lauren says:

    I think what’s amazing is that apparently the mother IS more intelligent than her offspring. After all, she apparently was not aware that “Jen’s new tatas” are life changing news. Maybe there is hope for the species?

  2. Honey B says:

    But Charlie…don’t you know she’s FAMOUS?!

  3. Melissa says:

    Let me get this straight- all you did was SHUSH your mom and you got her to leave? Amazing. (Side note: watched Bye Bye Benjamin and loved it.)

    • Charlie McDowell says:

      I think it was more that I wasn’t paying attention to anything she was saying. Thanks for downloading my film! Glad you liked it.

      • Daddio says:

        Bahahaha your updates never disappoint. You kind of remind me of Bernard from black books sometimes…a cleaner, slightly sweeter version of Bernard…and that perhaps makes me love you all the more.

  4. Kate says:

    Dear Charlie,
    I am so glad that you have your priorities in order!

    • Jena says:

      LOL you beat me to it!
      @ Charlie, you are a riot!
      Now if your mom wants to talk to you, she should go knock on the girl’s door!

  5. brenda says:

    Your poor mother! ahhahaha

  6. etta lou says:

    my day is not complete without reading one of these… HILARIOUS!

  7. Cassandra says:

    I’m sure your mom can hook Jen up with someone to get some work done. I’m sure she has friends that have has some work. If not, she is famous enough. BTW, your mom looks great for her age. Not to be creepy or anything.

    • Britt says:

      oh wow, i had no idea who his mother was :O
      i totally agree with your comment btw, and nah, it doesn’t sound that creepy :P

  8. Alex says:

    Charlie, your mum (Australian spelling for mom) doesn’t think you’re stalking these girls does she? She might try to stop it and then….NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  9. Robin says:

    Wait, who’s your mom? I think I missed something! I’m a terrible stalker, but I try.

    • Jenny says:

      I’m afraid I am too. Have you figured it out by now? It’s really nagging at me that I don’t know. :(

      • Sarah says:

        Charlie’s mom is the Academy Awarding winning actress Mary Steenburgen. That makes his father Malcom McDowell and his stepfather Ted Danson.

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    Sorry if this is a little out of the subject, but where can i watch your short film Bye Bye Benjamin…?

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  19. nobody says:

    alright, I give, who’s Charlies Mother?

  20. Sarah says:

    Charlie’s mom is the Academy Award winning actress Mary Steenburgen. His father is Malcom McDowell–who may have an Academy Award too–I can’t remember and his stepfather is Ted Danson

  21. Rosalie says:

    Holy mother flipping shizzle, your mom is MARY STEENBURGEN?!
    i freaking love her! :D

  22. Adi says:

    HEY!!! Respect your mama. You gotta treat her right, I don’t care if Jen has the newest tata’s!

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  24. Posey Tolstoy says:

    Dear Charlie… I think this is a sign that you need to sound proof your apartment or something. It’s as if what these girls say is the most important thing in your life. Your poor mother!

    P.s I do love reading these though.

  25. Gina says:

    omg i had no idea that was your mom. i love Back to the Future III!

  26. Claire says:

    Move out before your family turns their back to you, come on man you can’t shush your mum to listen a stupid girl, how do you do with your girlfriend then?

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