Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Oct

27

“I dropped my cell in the dumpster again! Should I ask that guy for help?” If I shaved would you stop asking me to dig through trash?

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  1. TomCat says:

    and miss out on the opportunity to engage them?

  2. Alexis says:

    SO funny. But DON’T shave!

  3. Joyousness says:

    wait, Again? how often does this happen?

  4. Charlie McDowell says:

    She meant to throw out her ice blended mocha but she accidentally used the wrong hand and tossed out her cell phone. Epic.

  5. esther says:

    oh charlie…keep the magnificent beard.they may think you are some homeless dude but you are still awesome…when was the first time they made you do it?

  6. Kate says:

    I think you should shave it. Most women feel about beards the way most men feel about make-up. But call your mother, apologize for yesterday, and ask her opinion!

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  8. Gabbie Robbins says:

    don’t shave!!! beard=too handsome

  9. robot says:

    Beards: they grow on you
    I’m a sucker for beards or glasses, it’s a new thing and I don’t quite understand it yet.

  10. Bertie says:

    Are you really the “guy”?
    And shaving the beard may cease contact with them, but will not stop the dumb things they say.

  11. Jena says:

    Oh! Ask for her # to call the cell phone so you know where to dig in the trash!

    Seriously, you have a nice, full beard. A goatee would be hot too!

  12. Panic!AtTheDisco says:

    I wonder what they’d do if they knew you were famous.

  13. Jimmy says:

    What’ll you do if they read these? I mean they’re hilarious but… hahahahah that’d just be plain hilarious.

  14. Ashley says:

    I love the beard!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe3Vsbsb33Q

    Follow that link to listen to the Beard Song by Rocky and Balls.

  15. Alex says:

    Can’t she just find the cell phone herself? Or would that break a nail? :)

  16. Sara says:

    Don’t shave…but keep posting the dumb things these girls say. They brighten my day.

    • Dave says:

      Definitely; this is the first site I check when I get to work. It almost makes up for the fluorescent lights.

    • shannon says:

      i love them too! but I can’t help but be afraid that the people below me have a blog about my roommate and me . . . every time we say something stupid we look at each other and there is an implied “that would go in the blog”

  17. Raquel says:

    I love you Charlie and if your blog was about the smart girl who lived above you who occasionally had a clumsy/ditzy moment and you stalked me instead of the creeper next to my apartment then we’d be married by now.

  18. Krysta says:

    I cannot even convey my sadness at there not being any more comments for me to read. my east coast friend introduced me to this site yesterday and i have read every comment since then… :) i’m from ohio and my friend is from virginia. she doesn’t remember how she found this site but your fame has stretched the nation. :) we are now sharing this site more and spreading the giggles. thanks for brightening my day! you have given me the first and only reason i may get twitter. :)

  19. Jackie says:

    It really makes sense, hope that you will add some more soon!

  20. Helen says:

    Australia!!

    • Vyolet says:

      Australia too! I keep thinking that if these women ever stumble across this they will feel justified in their opinions/statements/questions cos, like, other women, like think them too! XD

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  22. Jesse Kinion says:

    I agree with Buy… There’s been amazingly no trolling and arguing as far as I’ve seen o.O :D

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