Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jul

27

“I just had such an OMG moment. This guy on the street lifted his cheek and let out the loudest fart!” It was meant to be silent!

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  1. Nik says:

    first comment!

  2. Emily says:

    There isnøt anything special or particularly dumb about her sentence… Are you losing it?

  3. Charlie McDowell says:

    Second comment! Oh wait, is that not cool if this is my site?

  4. Grace says:

    5th. Charlie, I just can’t manage first! I’m much earlier than usual though.

  5. Kayla says:

    Now, did they say oh my god, or O-M-G??

  6. Tori says:

    Uhh…eighth?
    And Charlie, I think their Chanel No.5 and Big Sexy Hair Spray is starting to leak through the ceiling.

  7. Ang says:

    Oh, how cool you all turn on him. ;)

  8. Ang says:

    lol…I meant “quickly” instead of cool…thats what I get for reading this instead of paying attention to class lecture.

  9. SuperKatie says:

    I work for a professional business woman who says O-M-G…
    Even when it’s typed I hear “oh my gosh” so why not just say it? Are we trying to be PC or something? Netspeak should not be vocalised! It’s a written language, lol

  10. raine aka MaggieRandom says:

    I went shopping at walmart yesterday and saw a woman pull an entire spine out of her cart…
    I’m still a bit confused.
    Oh, and the guy was TOTALLY trying to be stealthy, >.>… XD
    and tomorrow is my 21st b,day! whoo!!

  11. Melissa says:

    I used to work in the music department at Barnes & Noble. You’d be surprised how many people would let em rip while wearing the headphones thinking no one could hear them. Headphones may silence the world, but they do not silence farts.

  12. Katie says:

    So they didn’t recognize you, did they!

  13. Annabélle says:

    lifted his cheek?
    I’m stuck on that awful mental image

  14. Kate says:

    Charlie is that how ya get the girls, lift a cheek and fart all ninja like at them? Lol…idk…..

  15. Marijuly says:

    Erm Charlie… Are you sure they aren’t on to you yet?

  16. Clover says:

    No matter who you are, farts are funny.

  17. Joy says:

    So, I have been following you for awhile and I’ve been thinking, you have many marriage proposals, but no sibling ones. Would you be my brother? If I tilt my head to the left we could look similar.

  18. bekah lynn says:

    …I think you can fully appreciate the hilarity of this only if you’ve grown up with brothers…

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