Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jul

23

“I had to leave the gym early to detag a photo Jess posted of me where I look fat!” Maybe if you worked out more…

Jul

22

Please thank your “bestie gay” for describing “road rimming” and “glory holes.” I wish straight people did cool shit like that.

Jul

21

“Guys don’t understand that we wear thongs cause they’re hot AND comfy.” I’m beginning to understand.

Charlie leaning into cabinet, revealing thong

Jul

20

“I have the worst headache of my entire life. Do I need my tonsils out?” I think you better call your doctor on speaker and ask.

Jul

19

“Ugh, he showed up with a condom. I so would’ve fucked him if he hadn’t expected to fuck me.” How dare he practice safe sex.

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