Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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Dear Girls Above Me,
“I had to leave the gym early to detag a photo Jess posted of me where I look fat!” Maybe if you worked out more…
22
Dear Girls Above Me,
Please thank your “bestie gay” for describing “road rimming” and “glory holes.” I wish straight people did cool shit like that.
21
Dear Girls Above Me,
“Guys don’t understand that we wear thongs cause they’re hot AND comfy.” I’m beginning to understand.
20
Dear Girls Above Me,
“I have the worst headache of my entire life. Do I need my tonsils out?” I think you better call your doctor on speaker and ask.
19
Dear Girls Above Me,
“Ugh, he showed up with a condom. I so would’ve fucked him if he hadn’t expected to fuck me.” How dare he practice safe sex.
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