Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Oct

21

“It’s Wear Purple Day? Now I have an excuse to match my new bra and panties!” Putting an end to teen bullying one thong at a time.

Oct

20

“Mom, 600$ in parking tickets is normal for LA, the street signs are so confusing!” I stood there for hours.

Oct

19

“I pretended to take out my wallet but he never stopped me! Who makes a hot girl split the bill?!” The guy you still slept with.

Oct

18

“What do you think happened first, tea bagging or like actual tea bags?” Is this your version of the chicken or the egg?

Oct

15

Your “friend” from last night was fun, but did he need to grunt, “You like that,” over and over? It seemed pretty clear you did.

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