Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“Is that an ash cloud?” Just a cloud. “Ooo, ash cloud?” Just a different cloud. “Ash cloud!” THERE ARE NO ASH CLOUDS IN LA!
24
“Oprah, come back!!! What do we do now?” Get a job. “Start watching The View?” Get a job. “Dr. Phil?” Get a– Okay fine, Dr. Phil.
23
“What if the world actually did end and we’re painting our nails in heaven right now?” Then I’m the devil sitting on a toilet.
20
“No joke, I’m never drinking again–Wait, is Jen’s party tonight?! Next week I’m never drinking again.” A quote from every Friday.
19
“Wait, so does the myth apply to dogs as well?” It sure does.
