Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“Oprah, come back!!! What do we do now?” Get a job. “Start watching The View?” Get a job. “Dr. Phil?” Get a– Okay fine, Dr. Phil.

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  1. Hannibal Lecter says:

    I felt like such a GAM when I got all teary at that special yesterday. It was moving.

  2. Leila says:

    ….I’m surprised they even watched Oprah… I’ve always viewed it as a stay at home mom or retired lady show. Not young, drunken LA airhead(s) show.

  3. Charlie McDowell says:

    I’ve never watched Oprah, but I can recite every episode since December 2009.

  4. Lonely Girl says:

    Oh I can’t stand either. I could solve their problems faster, easier, and cheaper.

  5. Tori! says:

    I still say get a job.

  6. Alex says:

    You sound like a nagging mother in that post, Charlie. Is this your maternal side coming to light?

  7. kerkunie says:

    You should bring popcorn, and a big, fuzzy blanket. They should be greatful for your intellectual contributions to their conversation throughout these worthless pieces of garbage… I mean televised broadcasts… >.>

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  10. says:

    Dr. Phil has a doctorate in English. Not counseling or anything that would make him an acceptable anything other than an English Professor. Honestly, if he was an english professor, I’d got back to being an accounting major instead of an English major.

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  14. lauren says:

    i hate these girls so hard right now but i suddenly don’t know what i’d do without them. ah, to feel that sweet sensation of self-assurance.

  15. Tobia says:

    I would have thought of them as more “jersey Shore” fans…

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  17. Jillian says:

    All the soaps are being cancelled, too. There are so few choices now!

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